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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:29 PM
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It's impossible to ignore Jupiter, what with it being all fat & obnoxious.
Discuss.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:40 PM
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1. Seriously. It's fucking huge, and emits these radio signals which...
are so obnoxious.

When the fuck will big fat stupid Jupiter shut the fuck up?!
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:40 PM
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2. it's SO in your face
seriously! x(



:P
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:45 PM
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3. It's my third favorite movement of the "Planets" suite.
Fuckin' attention whore.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:09 PM
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9. I dig "Saturn"
He eats his kids.
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:49 PM
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4. and that giant red SPOT!
Honestly -- you can't take your eyes off it, but you don't want it to notice that you're staring. I can't believe it's a good sign, yet it's just something that nobody wants to mention directly. Makes conversation really awkward.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:50 PM
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5. And it's few moons circling it
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 10:52 PM
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6. It's a gas giant.
Ever been in a car with it? There are not enough matches.
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 12:36 AM
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12. Holy shit...
:rofl:
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SofaKingLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:03 PM
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7. You bastard!
I haven't thought about Jupiter in months. I was finally able to get it out of my head and forget all about it. Then you had go and bring it up, now I'll be up all night thinking about it.



:yoiks:
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:08 PM
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8. Jupiter loves you.
You cruel, cruel thing.
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:10 PM
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10. Damn straight! I say we attack it now
Since "preventive war" is the order of the day and all.
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Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:23 AM
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16. Before they attack us with their WMD.
:scared:
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-29-06 11:50 PM
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11. I guess it doesn't realize that vertical stripes would be more slimming
Plus if it didn't rotate so rapidly, it wouldn't be so oblate. Anyway -- in a planet that size, a 9.92-hour day is just showing off, in my opinion.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 12:41 AM
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13. Fuck, I know. Just because
Edited on Mon Jan-30-06 12:42 AM by GirlinContempt
it's surrounded by a lot of poisonous gas and filth, it thinks it's so fucking good. Guess what Jupiter, you aren't the center of the universe. Take a shower, you're stinkin' up the joint.

Edited for punctuation.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 12:45 AM
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14. yes, thank god the punctuation is in good working order.
Otherwise that post wouldn't make any sense. :crazy:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 12:58 AM
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15. We are talking about the same Jupiter, right?
5th planet from the sun, lots of hydrogen, some sulfur and methane, rock particles, kinda gross, huge, talks too much?
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:26 AM
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17. The question isn't whether you can ignore Jupiter
The question is: Is Jupiter ignoring you?
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 01:28 AM
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18. Jupiter is nothing more than a giant gasbag.
Jupiter is about 90% hydrogen and 10% helium with traces of methane, water, and ammonia.
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Starlight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 01:02 AM
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20. Giant gasbag? Like Rush Limbaugh?
:silly:
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Fox Mulder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 01:03 AM
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21. Jupiter is one gasbag I can tolerate.
:)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 03:43 AM
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19. I'd rather discuss you
I think your amok ass needs a good kicking. :D
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jan-31-06 01:07 AM
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22. Back off, I'm tellin' ya! Jupiter is my ruling planet.
And it is kind and benevolent and a truly great guardian. I don't care if it stinks and takes up too much space. :P
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