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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:29 PM
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SSooooo, tomorrow is my LAST day at this shitty-assed JOB!
:bounce:

any ideas? (no, as much as i'd like to i won't crash the network) :D
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:30 PM
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1. Try Vaseline on all the doorknobs
just before you leave. :D
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:32 PM
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2. Dead fish in the server closet
Or remove the CEO's middle initial from every keyboard.

Congratulations on getting the fuck out, BTW :hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:33 PM
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3. he can't spell his own name anyway
thanks bro! :hi: back!
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:34 PM
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4. you change jobs more than I change socks
what's up with that???

:hi:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:36 PM
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7. well, i have been at this one for 3 years
your feet smell like ASS x(
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:43 PM
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10. you're so mean to me
now I'm gonna cry :cry:
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:45 PM
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11. i would cry too if my feet smelled like yours
*pew*
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:35 PM
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5. Just spend all day packing boxes and smoking cigs outside.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:36 PM
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6. Superglue on the toilet sets in the exec. wash room.
that will show them.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:37 PM
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8. Put a stapler up your butt
That'll show 'em
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:38 PM
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9. Poke a pinprick into an egg and place it somewhere up in the
ceiling tiles. Months later....

No, don't do it. It's not nice. I know you wouldn't, would you?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:50 PM
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12. bring a bottle of scotch
drink liberally
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 04:51 PM
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13. just like every other Tuesday
*sigh* i was looking for something different
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caty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 05:21 PM
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14. When I walked out
on the last day of my last job, I had a big grin on my face---I was so glad to get out of there. I felt like jumping up and clicking my heals together, but I didn't.
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 05:22 PM
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15. take the w from your keyboard, leave it in a urinal!
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wildhorses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 05:23 PM
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16. pack everything today and call in sick tomorrow n/t
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 05:31 PM
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17. STINKY CHAIR!! STINKY CHAIR!!
Pull your chair off the base. There should be a little "cup" in the base right where the seat attaches. Put some frozen shrimp in the cup, and re-attach the seat. In a day or so, people will wonder what smells fishy.
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tigereye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 05:40 PM
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19. remind me never to hire you Blue Jay
;)
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oneighty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-30-06 05:38 PM
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18. Do not do mean things
Never burn a bridge behind you.

180
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