Post here and I'll describe the nightmares you give me...

ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:40 PM
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Post here and I'll describe the nightmares you give me...

:D

Hey, y'all are a scary bunch folks!

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azmouse

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:41 PM
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1. I can't wait to hear this! Do you dream about mice often?

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:45 PM
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3. Oh, God, it was awful!

I was on the Death Star and you were leading me down a corridor to Room 101: Neurological Research. You lock me in this cage and dump mice on my face. Then you crouch down by the cage and start yelling like the guy on Fear Factor: "Come on, you can do it!" But I didn't know what you wanted from me, so I shouted questions at you, but you didn't listen and kept dumping mice on me...

Then Nazis invaded and blew the whole thing up! :crazy:

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TrogL

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:42 PM
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2. I get data nightmares

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:47 PM
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5. I used to have those a lot.

For some reason, there would always be dire consequences if I failed to count to one billion in the proper time or if I failed to decode some enormous ream of swirling numbers. This was all about the time I started computer programming. I think it's scarred me for life. :D

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LynneSin

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:46 PM
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4. I'll byte!

:scared:

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:00 PM
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11. Funny you should mention biting...

Robert Plant and my friend Denzil were standing over me and Plant kept biting my shoulder while Denzil beat me with Jimmy Page's guitar and told Robert Plant how much he worshipped Led Zeppelin. But then it got really confusing because Robert Plant kept insisting his name was Lynne and he lived in Delaware, and then my brain started hurting as much as my shoulder and the pain was too much so I had to destroy you both with hot air balloons made of lead. :cry:

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LynneSin

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:16 PM
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18. Why do you make Baby Jesus Cry

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:50 PM
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6. Have at it. But it better be damned nightmarish!

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:02 PM
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12. Oh, God, you!

Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 07:03 PM by ZombieNixon

You were dressed in a Hitler costume and wearing a Roman helmet, and you were sending wave after wave of horny penguins to attack me and they were all screaming "Rabrrrrr! Rabrrrrrr!" and withing minutes I was overwhelmed and suffocated under the writhing penguin orgy! :scared:

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Rabrrrrrr

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:06 PM
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13. Idiot. That wasn't a nightmare, that was last Saturday.

Edited on Wed Feb-01-06 07:06 PM by Rabrrrrrr

Come on - make something up that didn't happen!

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skygazer

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:51 PM
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7. Ooooh, do me!

:bounce: I wanna be your worst nightmare! :bounce:

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:18 PM
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19. It was the year 2106.

George W. Bush's great-great-odd-grandrelative is president. His name's George, too. Anyway, you and I try to stop the US from declaring nuclear war on the European Union and China. It doesn't work. So we build a giant spaceship to escape Earth. Unfortunately, due to a lack of resources, there's not enough room for both of us, so I race to launch it before you can, except as I'm climbing up the ladder to the cockpit, you follow me as push me off the rocket as it's launching. So you live and I fall down to Earth, just as all the nuclear bombs go off. :cry: :scared:

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:52 PM
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8. Make it good.

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:06 PM
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14. You ever been chased by Cthulhu?

Because that's what happened. I mistakenly opened the sunken city of R'lyeh and out comes this whirling mass of tentacles chasing me along the sea floor. Well, he could swim and I couldn't, so he caught me pretty quick. It was only a matter of moment before I realized his tentacles weren't scaly or reptilian, but hairy. Cthulhu is a writhing mass of dreadlocks. Having awakened him and discovered his secret, it was my punishment to spend the rest of eternity putting his dreadlocks in French braids. One mistake and he would eat me immediately. :scared:

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ghostsofgiants

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:07 PM
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15. Hahaha, awesome.

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La Lioness Priyanka

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:53 PM
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9. so what kind of nightmares do i inspire

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:13 PM
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17. Well, we got drunk...

very drunk...and you brought some really hot girls home. Except they were wearing those fake faces like is Mission: Impossible. Then took them off and they were GIANT COCKROACHES!!!

Needless to say, I am terrified of cockroaches, so all was not well...:scared:

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FuzzySlippers

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Wed Feb-01-06 06:55 PM
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10. Hi!

:hi:

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Feb-01-06 07:08 PM
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16. Devoured alive by carnivorous bunny slippers.

Everything was well in the Hundred Acre Wood, except Christopher Robin, having recently graduated from Oxford with a degree in biology, genetically engineered Rabbit into a pair of gigantic bunny slippers with teeth. They rampaged their way through the Hundred Acre Wood, chomping up everything in their path. :cry:

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