SNAKES ON A MOTHAFUCKIN' PLANE!

I can't wait for that movie!

:hi:

mdmc wants to know...

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"Snakes on a Plane" is the name of an upcoming Samuel L. Jackson fiolm that looks like it might be the DUMBEST movie ever made, but ludicrously great at the same time. Ever since the title was announced early last year, it's been a hipster catchphrase. There's t-shirts, stickers, etc. that have the saying "Snakes on a Plane!" on them now.

But also:

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A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of the same name, and immortilised by screenwriter Josh Friedman on his blog post of Wednesday, August 17, 2005.


Guy 1: (irate) Dude, you just ran into the back of my SUV!

Guy 2: (calm) Snakes on a plane man. Snakes on a plane.


by Case Smith Sydney, Australia Aug 23, 2005







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a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"


WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."


tags shit happens shit fuck dammit zen koan mantra cest la vie

by josh friedman California Oct 11, 2005







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An expression of resignment. Similar to the phrases: C'est la vie, shit happens, whattya gonna do?


Whattya gonna do? Snakes on a plane...


by Abigail O Portland, Oregon Aug 29, 2005







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In a heated arguement, if one cannot sufficiently defend themself, stating "snakes on a plane" automatically wins the arguement no matter what the circumstances.


Dude 1: "Robocop 2 is way better than Robocop 3"
Dude 2: "But Robocop 3 had robot ninjas and jetpacks"
Dude 1:"You know what, snakes on a plane.....snakes on a mutha fuckin plane"


tags snakes plane arguement samuel l. jackson not snakes ninjas

by Corbin H. Houston, TX Jan 21, 2006







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An idiom which states an increasing amount of danger or tension, similar to "the shit's hitting the fan" only much more terrible and apocalyptic. The phrase is partly ironic, as if to exaggerate the rather mild (though hilarious) premise of the "Snakes on a Plane" movie starring Samuel L Jackson, which has snakes on a plane.


"How bad was the motorway pile-up?" "Let me tell you, it was like snakes on a plane down there."

"How's your relationship with Chloe going?" "It's getting close to being like snakes on a plane man, seriously." "Damn, dude."


tags terrible apocalyptic dire grave end-of-the-world

by No Carl No USA Nov 4, 2005







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Usage 1: when used as "Snake on a Plane" can be similar in use as
"bull in a china shop" in the meaning of "one who can do great harm"

Usage 2: when used as "Snakes on a Plane" can be similar in use as "a group of bulimics in a room full of bathrooms" in the meaning of "a group of people joined together for one great cause"



"he was like a snake on a plane, feathers were everywhere. I don't know how Janice got out alive"

"dude did you go to the Greenpeace rally? it was totally snakes on a plane...i mean when that guy lit that lady on fire...SWEET!"



tags bull in a china shop gaggle frogs on a zeppelin bulemic booty samuel l jackson

by Crapflinger Knoxville Jan 2, 2006







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An earnest and often congratulatory exclamation of good will that is quite often made while one is inebriated.


Friend 1: Hey buddy! Congratulations on getting hitched!
Friend 2: (throws fist in air) Snakes on a plane! Snakes on a plane!

Law Student: I passed the bar! Snakes on a plane to me! (vomits excitedly)


tags platypi on a zepplin hawks on a submarine tigers on a jet-ski snakes not on a plane but rather in their native niches operation elephant drop

by snakes on a plane minnesota Dec 12, 2005

From the Urban Dictionary

I couldn't help but laugh when I read the thread...

I couldn't keep a straight face for hours at work. Everyone around me wondered what was so funny. You are one of the multitude of reasons why I love the DU.:toast:

:rofl:

:popcorn:

Should be a masterpiece.

:popcorn:

OMG!

Here:


http://damnation-inc.com/order.php?item=1



http://topatoco.com/snakes.htm

Looks like I'm leaving this page open for my wife to see it when she gets home tonight.

Why not get them all? :D

I mean...LOOK THE FUCK OUT! THEY GOT SNAKES ON THIS GOT-DAMN PLANE!!

movie UNLESS it was called "Snakes on a Plane."

THAT, MY FRIENDS, IS WHAT'S KNOWN AS "INTEGRITY."

because damnit, there are snakes on this plane and there ain't a god-damn mutherfucking thing we can do about it

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SNAKES ON GEORGE W. BUSH

THE SNAKES ON THE MUTHA-FUCKIN' PLANE!! MMMM, MMMMMM!!

I can't wait for this movie.

Ha ha! :D

:thumbsup:

I was starting to worry. :evilgrin:

:rofl:

We got muthafuckin' SNAKES up in this plane!

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"

"Say what again motha fucka!"

Cuz there's muthafuckin snakes on a plane!!!!

:D

:(

:D

What the fuck? You got SNAKES in your HEAD?!

And I'm motherfuckin' proud of it! :evilgrin:

:D

Look out! We got SNAKES!

“‘I’m an FBI agent transporting a witness from Hawaii to Los Angeles. The kid has witnessed a murder by a gangster who personally killed somebody — stupid gangster — and the kid saw it,’ says Jackson. ‘In the middle of the ocean, this crate time releases and there’s 500 poisonous snakes in there and they scatter out all over the plane. We can’t go back and we’ve got to go forward. So it’s us battling snakes to LA.’ He pauses for emphasis and then reiterates, ‘Fighting snakes to LA.’“

http://www.snakesonablog.com/category/snakes-on-everything/snakes-on-the-net/fan-sites/

That'd make the COOLEST tattoo.

Got-DAMN, I hate these SNAKES ona PLANE!

BLAM!

How's that for turbulence, you no-leg-havin' muthafucka?

Would you like to see my snake on a plane?



A snake! On a plane!


Did it look like a BITCH!

Her: I want a divorce...
Me: Snakes on a plane...

RL

MMMM, MMMM BITCH!!!

YOU'LL BE F***IN FAT CHICKS IN NO TIME!!! YOU MIGHT EVEN FIGHT A N***A OR TWO!!!

YES THEY DESERVED TO DIE AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!!!

NO I CAN'T STOP YELLIN', 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK!!! YOU AIN'T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES?!

I can't even say "MMMMM-MMMM, BITCH!" without cracking up.

Do you think I have to buy a seperate ticket for him, or you think they'll let him in for free?

You ain't getiin' on MY PLANE with that snake and there ain't a GOT-DAMN THING you can do about it!

n/t

There are SNAKES on this plane motherf*cker! THAT'S RIGHT I SAID SNAKES!

Get Jack Hanna up in this bitch: WE got SNAKES!!!!!!

MY MUTHAFUCKIN EYES!!! AAARRGGGHH!!!

:rofl:

WE GOT SNIZZAKES!!!!

Can't remember who though.

got-damn mothafuckin snakes on a plane?!?!?

And there ain't a GOT-DAMN thing the mods can do about it!!

you been late to work 7 times in 2 years...consider this a verbal warning


I said


snakes on a plane, man, snakes on a plane

"But Robocop 3 had robot ninjas..."
"Snakes on a plane, man. Snakes on a muthafuckin' plane."

"Snakes on a plane" = the morons every time they board Air Force One?

Possibly the best thread EVAH!
MUTHAFUCKA!

Are these real David Rees works, or imitations?

SNAKES!!! ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!

I HOPE THEY ROT IN HELL!!!

:rofl:

Is that Bokeem Woodbine?

"Who cares MUTHAFUCKA?!? They're HERE! Deal with it! Do I look like I have time to call a MUTHAFUCKIN' herpetologist?!"

You're really James Carville in disguise, aren't you?

I like that post.