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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 07:36 AM
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Important safety tip for gents
Never go for a pee immediately after chopping a red hot chilli without washing your hands first. :o
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TheBaldyMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 07:45 AM
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1. Hot Dog!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 07:46 AM
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2. Indeed
:o
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 07:57 AM
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3. Chili dog?
Ouch.

Dude, you totally maced your Self...
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 08:02 AM
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4. I guess handsfree isn't an option
Could get messy.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 08:02 AM
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5. Could always sit down
:hi:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 10:02 AM
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6. That reminds me of a great story of pepper juice in a mustache...
Sorry, it's X-rated. :shrug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 10:05 AM
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7. You didn't did you?
I'm sorry to say it - but that's just idiotic.

But I'm still sympathetic to you. :hug:

My own favourite though is never cut lemon for one's gin and tonic after getting a paper-cut earlier in the day.
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 10:07 AM
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8. How do you get
paper cuts.....






















there? :shrug:
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:45 PM
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24. He was probably collating again!
:evilgrin:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 10:28 AM
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10. No I didn't
but I very nearly did. I realised my error just before I made contact. :)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 12:54 PM
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14. Thank goodness for that.
We wouldn't want to have an injured billy.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 12:55 PM
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15. ROFLMFAO!
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 10:07 AM
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9. Peppermint Oil
Deadly, I tell you: deadly. :scared:

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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 12:56 PM
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16. Do not use as lubricant.
;)
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:47 PM
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27. Holy shit, yes.
Edited on Sat Feb-04-06 02:47 PM by LeftyMom
Voice of experience here: washing the naughty bits with Dr Bronner's peppermind soap is a really bad idea.
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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 11:15 AM
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11. Or if you've been anywhere near poison ivy
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 11:21 AM
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12. OMG!
Edited on Sat Feb-04-06 11:21 AM by redwitch
ouch, ouch, ouch!


My first attempt to respond to this thread read "OMG My family would need 4 front row seats"! Not sure how I've done this but my computer remembers posts that begin a certain way and whenever I start to post it lists all of them. If I don't delete, my posts would seem somewhat bizarre or very, very funny.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 11:23 AM
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13. That's what the autofill threads are all about!
:hi:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:29 PM
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19. You just brought tears to my eyes
An autofill response which happens to fit very nicely here. I was about to post that I once got chili pepper juice in my eye. The pain was so bad I thought for sure I would lose some vision.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:29 PM
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20. I did that too
in both eyes. I was that careless. I thought I was going to die! :rofl:
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redwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:40 PM
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22. I guess Osama's kidneys have "healed"
I kinda wanted to die!
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 01:01 PM
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17. You are such a wimp
That actually sounds like fun :)

Khash.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 01:30 PM
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18. Make sure it is a really good chilli
It's got to be the kind that makes your hand sting for four hours after de-seeding it! :hi:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:40 PM
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21. I'd rather have chilis with flavor, not heat!
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:42 PM
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23. Is it just me or did the tone of this conversation
suddenly drop a level or two? :rofl:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:48 PM
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28. .
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:46 PM
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25. For that matter,
not a good time for either gender to start picking their nose.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:47 PM
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26. No indeed!
And rubbing one's eye, or scratching anywhere near it, is out of the question!
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Feb-04-06 02:52 PM
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29. It should be safe to pee on the 3rd rail though.
They actually tested that in an episode of Myth Busters.
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