Anyone feel like interpreting my dream?

'Cuz it was weird.

Before I begin, I should state that I had this dream after a night of heavy drinking.

But here goes:

I'm in my room, trying to take a nap, when CaliforniaPeggy comes in and starts trying to steal my office chair:



Now, this thing is like my first-born child, so having anyone steal it, even CaliforniaPeggy, is unacceptable. Naturally, as CP exits, pushing my chair down the hall, I follow. I quickly lose sight of my chair, but then run into the cute girl from my business ethics class, who swears to God that she's my wife and that she's been waiting for me to come home to fix the answering machine.

What does it all mean...? :shrug:

And don't give me any of that Freudian shit, either! :grr:

It means that you feel guilty about sitting in your computer chair while you were "thinking" (nudge nudge) about the cute girl from your ethics class. The shame is manifested in you losing your chair to a person who you would normally trust. The broken answering machine represents your inability to talk to the cute girl.

:grr:

:D

I was just trying to get you to admit to thinking about the cute girl while you were wanking it.

I'm a social idiot, but not a perv!

;)

What was your react5ion when you ran into your surprise wife?

"L-----, WTF are you doing here? You live in a different dorm!" respectively.

and you want to communicate with this girl but are afraid that things will go too fast and you'll be in over your head.

Oh, sweet, sweet procrastination! :D

:D

DU takes away my ability to do the work I need to do, like papers and tests, but is a good place to go to to get help with the work want, but don't need to do, like computer art and creative writing.

California Peggy and the girl from class got you drunk and molested you during the night after you passed out. The dream was your inner manifestation of what was happening. :hangover:

I already find mysterious long hairs on my pajamas as a matter of course. :scared:

I was kidding of course.

only now they've changed color! :D

Maybe you're a player and don't know it?

I'm mean, if I'm a player, I'd like to find out, so I can at least enjoy it! :D

:hide:

Peggy doesn't have the drunken motion blur on her. :D

It's no fake. Except there's no brazilian joke on the screen of your computer. If it really is a fake, the joke would be there. Trust me on this. ;)

:P

Don't make me bevel and emboss it! :rofl:

C'mon, do it! Beveled and embossed CaliforniaPeggy would be awesome!

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:

I would never in a thousand years try to steal your office chair!

I have a lovely one of my own!

No time to post a pic....maybe later when DU is back up!

I love your dream, though.....this is a keeper!

I didn't know you cared.........

I care that you're after my freakin' chair! :grr:

You say you would never try...well...

Methinks you doth protest too much...

:D

:hug:

first place while hundreds, if not thousands of Duers are posting from folding chairs...kitchen chairs...barstools...the floor...etc. The cute girl was just window dressing to keep you interested enough in the dream to let the guilt sink in. :hi:

that's 'cuz you shameless liberals are all cracked out on pot and meth and too busy draining Godfearing Murikans' tax dollars through the welfare system to go out and get real jobs so you can affort your own office chairs. Damn hippies! :grr:

Edit: holy crap! "Affort"?! I wasn't even trying to emulate Freeper spelling!

:rofl:

Each of the characters in our dream represents some part of ourselves.

CP represents the part of your personality that wastes time on DU when you should be asking out the cute girls in your ethics class. (Sorry, CP, you probably just randomly showed up because of something you did that stuck in ZN's cerebral cortex. Probably the time you said "Fuck".)

The broken message machine means that you have anxiety about the fact that you've liked this girl in your ethics class for what seems like ages, but haven't been able to communicate your feelings. You are impatient with this part of yourself, and you are concerned that you will lose your chance. However, you allow yourself to be distracted from your real interests.

The office chair represents the ass that you need to get off of and ask that girl out!

The office chair represents the ass off of which I need to get! :P

/grammar nazi

and I won't be worrying about your lazy-assed office chair contents.

:P

:evilgrin:

one wishes to call it that! ;) :hi:

in fact, a language at all...I should be more consistent. :)

you'll be seeing _me_ in your dreams, too. :evilgrin:

CaliforniaPeggy already got the Dreamland version of it...who knows where it is now! :D

Can't I? :shrug:

It's almost as nice as mine.

Or you could wait a few weeks and take it from my friend across the hall. He's got a nice projector and a screen, too! :P

Your Dream: I'm in my room, trying to take a nap, when CaliforniaPeggy comes in and starts trying to steal my office chair. Now, this thing is like my first-born child, so having anyone steal it, even CaliforniaPeggy, is unacceptable. Naturally, as CP exits, pushing my chair down the hall, I follow. I quickly lose sight of my chair, but then run into the cute girl from my business ethics class, who swears to God that she's my wife and that she's been waiting for me to come home to fix the answering machine.




Words like room: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like nap: Relaxation. Easy. Unaware of imminent danger or trouble.

Words like office: Professional duties. Workplace. Working with or on something important for yourself. Prosperity.

Words like chair: Position, style or attitude. Being conformable with something or someone.

Words like child: Innocence. The new self seeking to develop. Part of self nature is childlike.

Words like chair: Position, style or attitude. Being conformable with something or someone.

Words like down: Overturned. Confusion. Great disorder. You want to straighten something out.

Words like hall: Access. Privacy. Trying to find a connection with someone or something.

Words like chair: Position, style or attitude. Being conformable with something or someone.

Words like girl: Learning to be receptive. Happiness and tranquility.

Words like god: Intense enjoyment. Divine masculine. Creation. High ambitions.

Words like wife: Partner. Commitment. Eternity.

Words like waiting: Anticipation. Ready to take action.

Words like home: Center of being. Spiritual self. Shelter. Basic need fulfilled. Happiness within the family.

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Christ, it's going to take me another dream to work that one out!

that stand out the most in your dream...Chair, steal, etc. Then try the site again. It does get confussing when so many meanings are thrown at you.