Meanest thing to say when someone dumps you

it had to be done

edit: some very embarrasing typos

(a) dumper,
(b) dumpee,
(c) none of the above?

about giving my husband your name and address when he gets out of prison.

I slept with your sister........


........and your Mom.....:)

I'd get in to see the doctor before you bed down your next victim...

might some day

"Oh, wow, you beat me to it, later..."

then duck.

that they would pick up a tossed last week's Lotto ticket on the sidewalk while letting their wallet fall out of their pocket.

thanks!

A friend of mine broke up with his girlfriend, a typical high school relationship that was going nowhere. She dumped him, and then two days later tries to get him back. He tells her no, that it woldn't work. So I'm at his house, we were going to race RC cars that day, and she drives over to his house to try to get him back. She brought with a shoebox of sentimental items, under the guise of "giving them back" but really to make him remember what they had together. His prom bow-tie, pictures, a couple letters he wrote her, the usual stuff.
This guy opens a letter, starts reading, and then says "This is a good line, I could use this line again."

She was floored. He thanked her for the returning his material as she stormed back to her car.

n/t

nt

seem like a really good thing.

"Does this mean we split the tab on the dinner tonight?"

(I came *this* close to actually saying that once)

That pretty much covers it. Find the lyrics here:
http://www.songlyrics.com/song-lyrics/Lavin_Christine/Miscellaneous/Regretting_What_I_Said/67545.html

My favorite verse:

I really don't want to see your taxi on the 59th Street Bridge
flip over and crash through the rail
And I'd feel bad if at the airport you were mistaken for a local sex offender,
arrested, beaten up and thrown in jail
And I really don't want to see you getting
radiation poisoning from the metal detectors
that all passengers on foreign and domestic flights must walk through....

(Christine Lavin is a goddess)