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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:11 PM
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If you're like me, and I know I am
Edited on Tue Feb-07-06 06:16 PM by jpgray
When you hear the term "grammar Nazi," you wonder to yourself what kind of symbol grammar Nazis would use in place of a swastika. Semi-colon? Emdash? What do you think?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:13 PM
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1. Semicolon
Only Nazis use swastikas; only grammar Nazis use semicolons.
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WritingIsMyReligion Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:14 PM
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2. I'm SUCH a grammar nazi...
Did one of my comments inspire this here thread?

:D
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:15 PM
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3. A flaming ampersand
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:16 PM
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4. The 'section' mark: §
Edited on Tue Feb-07-06 06:18 PM by Richardo
Maybe two of them to get that stormtrooper feel.

§§
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:20 PM
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5. hmmm

õ

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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:33 PM
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6. .
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Nutmegger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:36 PM
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7. A Tilde!!!
~~~~~~~~~The Grammar Police is Watching You!!~~~~~~~~~
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 06:36 PM
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8. An !
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necso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 08:16 PM
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9. Em dash, no doubt.
And the SS would use both the en and em dash -- without white space.

...Just kiddin'.
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buddhamama Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 08:28 PM
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10. i am not a grammar Nazi
(heehee- the thought makes me laugh) an umlaut is what i picture when i read "grammar Nazi".
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 08:35 PM
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11. A comma
As it is the most overused of all punctuation marks.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 08:45 PM
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12. I agree it's the comma which is why I've purged it from my writings
posts letters or anything else. My lack of use will make up for all those who use it too much use it gratuitously use it in jest or just use it.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 08:58 PM
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14. wh,at,'s, wrong with, co,mmas,? n/t
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 09:05 PM
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15. I ask you what purpose in life do they really serve?
Life short as it is is much simpler easier clearer without the comma.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 09:06 PM
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16. Easy, they allow type foundrys to charge a little more for fonts! n/t
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Cats Against Frist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 09:58 PM
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17. I've never understood the hate for the commas
I'm opposite, I think. I don't like the Harvard comma, but I feel that all other commas are beautiful. I know I must bug a lot of people, because I use the comma before ending prepositional clauses and adverbs. I know that can drive some grammar Nazis into a rage. I have, however, stopped using commas to offset essential clauses. I just learned that one. I have an MFA in English, by the way. They don't teach us grammar. :)
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 08:55 PM
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13. The interrobang, of course.


A totally made-up punctuation mark for control freaks.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 10:38 PM
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22. Um, ALL punctuation marks were made up.
:eyes:
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 02:51 PM
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33. Yes, I know.
Edited on Wed Feb-08-06 02:51 PM by mac56
Probably should have completed my thought. The interrobang was made up in the mid 20th century - long, long after the other more traditional punctuation marks were accepted. It was created by control freaks, for control freaks - who thought a special symbol was needed for rhetorical sentences, and those that could utilize both a question mark and an exclamation point.

From worldwidewords.org:

This punctuation mark is not yet standard, and probably never will be. It was invented in 1962 through the actions of Martin Speckter, head of a New York advertising agency. He felt that advertising people needed a mark that combined a question with a shout, that mixture any parent produces at stressful moments: "You did WHAT?!". His idea was to provide a marker for the rhetorical questions so much favoured by advertising copywriters. He asked readers of his magazine Type Talks to suggest a name for the character, and chose interrobang from among the resulting entries. It combined interrogation, for the question mark, with bang, an old printer’s term for the exclamation mark, a usage since taken over into computing (along with pling and shriek from other sources). Alas, though interrobang received some attention at first, it has never caught on, though for a brief period in the 1960s it was added to a few typewriter keyboards. However, it is not dead: its name appears in a couple of American dictionaries, it is in one Windows symbol font I know of, and it is also in the Unicode character set.
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 06:07 PM
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40. DO NOT MOCK THE INTERROBANG, INFIDEL! -NT
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 10:01 PM
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18. Odd how the thread references 'grammar nazis'
but the posts are about punctuation.

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 10:19 PM
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20. because the thread was about what symbol grammar nazis would use
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 10:34 PM
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21. But why would *grammar* nazis use
a punctuation mark as their symbol? :shrug:

I'd suggest an editing or proofreader's mark.

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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 11:03 PM
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23. I get what you're saying, and just had a conversation about this
outside of DU. I think the original post suggested punctuation, and that's why the majority of suggestions followed that theme
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 12:50 PM
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29. this part looks like a little face



Maybe that should be the required avatar for grammar Nazis. :shrug:
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 10:06 PM
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19. ampersand
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 11:10 PM
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24. The pound sign. Pound was a fascist, after all.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 11:11 PM
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25. So do I get tonight's Obviousness Award?
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 11:27 PM
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26. Nice work
You could have a future in Italian propaganda. :thumbsup:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-07-06 11:29 PM
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27. or in St. E's
apologizing for my cursed "suburban anti-semitism" to visiting Jewish Beat poets.
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:09 PM
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36. Those who'd call it "number sign" are low sodomites and Jew moneylenders.
Pure filth.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:41 PM
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37. With usura hath no man a house of good stone.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 12:28 PM
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28. I would like to apologize to everyone for my participation in this thread.
It turns out that the pound sign is not a true punctuation mark.

I should have realized this before I posted, but I was in a rush to name-drop a poet and maybe be clever.

Clearly it backfired on me and I am truly sorry to everyone who had to read my posts in this thread.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 02:42 PM
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30. Nowhere is it mentioned that the symbol must be a punctuation mark
So I expect an apology for this apology.
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 04:59 PM
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38. Check your PM.
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Pab Sungenis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 02:44 PM
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31. The Interrobang.
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 02:53 PM
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34. see above
nm
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 02:45 PM
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32. My Gramma wasn't a Nazi
:wtf:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 03:07 PM
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35. I changed my mind. Yesterday I suggest the OED logo, today
I think it should be this:



Bragging rights for anyone who can tell me what that is, and why it's appropriate for a grammar nazi.

:hi:
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-08-06 06:07 PM
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39. How do you KNOW you are like you?
Maybe you're like someone else. Ever think of that, Mr. Smartypants?

Oh, and every proper grammar Nazi knows to use an interrobang as his or her symbol.
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