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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:52 AM
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SO,,,It's all about who's got the biggest ORGAN!
The preachers on TV want everyone in America to know that THEY have the largest organ on the planet! Sound don't matter just size! Why do they never harp about harps anymore? All they ever say is Send Dollars! Never mentioning Gawd or Jayzuz these days, just cash money! I suppose the upkeep on those large pipes of theirs is tremendous, so they constantly bum dough from poor stupid sinners! How many starving kids could a preacher feed with the cash his wife spends on makeup, mink coats and Buicks?

Jerry and Pat have way more money than Jesus ever had! Those two galoots would jump through flaming hoops for 30 pieces of silver! They preach to us that we should avoid worldly things like wealth and then bum our cash! Jesus led by example, not lies and trickery like the Devil uses!

I bring this up because these bastard preachers are invading my tv cable that I pay for, and lying to me like their boy wonder Bush does! Nixon didn't fool God and neither do these shameless grifters!
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 11:33 PM
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1. Hey the Mormans got the largest organ in the Universe
in UTAH

Its heard 8.567456381019191827465 miles away man.

on a still night.
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Insider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 12:27 AM
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2. hmmm, the 'More-mans'
i like it
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 12:38 AM
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3. Size matters! The DSO has the best organ I've ever heard.
Edited on Mon Jul-28-03 12:39 AM by DemoTex
It is a C.B. Fisk Opus 100. The Lay family of Dallas sponsors this organ at the Meyerson Symphony Hall (potato chip Lay's, not the Enron crook in Houston). It will rock your socks off.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-28-03 01:01 AM
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4. I do
Click here.

Pipe organs do not require a tremendous amount of upkeep.
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