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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 08:53 PM Original message |
Tell a strange Joke. |
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NoSheep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
1. Shnottinglebubbulybob. |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 08:58 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. LOL...Saw it on adult swim... |
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NoSheep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:02 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. That's truly amazing! I thought I made it up on the spot AND my name is |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:03 PM Response to Reply #8 |
9. I thought you were perplexed by my joke... |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 08:56 PM Response to Original message |
2. How many Dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
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asthmaticeog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 03:03 PM Response to Reply #2 |
35. Sorry, the correct answer would be |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
4. Knock knock |
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NoSheep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:06 PM Response to Reply #4 |
10. YES! My friend's kid Nick used to tell crazy made-up jokes all the time! |
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GreenPartyVoter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:31 PM Response to Reply #10 |
15. Pretty much standard for the early primary grade kids. By 2nd or 3rd they |
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gordontron (701 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:00 PM Response to Original message |
5. haha nice |
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shugah (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 11:11 PM Response to Reply #5 |
20. haha |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:01 PM Response to Original message |
6. What's brown and sticky? |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:01 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Those are GREAT! |
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LynzM (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
16. Thanks, YRD :) |
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Kerrytravelers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:06 PM Response to Original message |
11. A man walked into a bar. |
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blockhead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:15 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. a dyslexic walks into a bra... |
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ET Awful (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:10 PM Response to Original message |
12. What two things in the air can get a girl pregnant? |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:10 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. LOL... |
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Benfea (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 09:49 PM Response to Original message |
17. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? |
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RumpusCat (548 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 10:24 PM Response to Original message |
18. Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? |
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YellowRubberDuckie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 07:29 PM Response to Reply #18 |
37. That's funny... |
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Dave Reynolds (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 11:03 PM Response to Original message |
19. The bad news is, the Earthlings have landed. |
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elshiva (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 11:15 PM Response to Original message |
21. No! NO! The real joke goes like this: |
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UrbScotty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 11:17 PM Response to Original message |
22. Donald Rumsfeld is giving GW Bush his daily briefing. |
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SofaKingLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 11:20 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. and? |
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liberaltrucker (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 11:19 PM Response to Original message |
23. A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar |
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Gormy Cuss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 07:54 PM Response to Reply #23 |
42. my favorite one in that vein |
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SofaKingLiberal (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Feb-09-06 11:20 PM Response to Original message |
25. George Bush was elected. |
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clyrc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 12:22 AM Response to Original message |
26. Here's one my grandpa tells: |
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Mythsaje (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:18 AM Response to Original message |
27. This reminded of a joke told in pagan circles |
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giant_robot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:24 AM Response to Original message |
28. How many marxists does it take... |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:29 AM Response to Original message |
29. Why does a worker on strike have a red nose all the time? |
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Name removed (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:46 AM Response to Original message |
30. Deleted message |
BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:08 PM Response to Original message |
31. What's the difference... |
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eyesroll (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:17 PM Response to Original message |
32. George H.W. Bush's sex joke, as told to an audience I was unfortunately in |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:21 PM Response to Original message |
33. A man calls his wife at home |
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madinmaryland (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 01:50 PM Response to Original message |
34. Here's a strange one I haven't heard in a while . . |
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martymar64 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 05:22 PM Response to Original message |
36. The Train of Communism stopped on the track |
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corksean (419 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 07:32 PM Response to Original message |
38. I'm an insomniac agnostic dyslexic |
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Taverner (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
39. What do you call a black person who flys an airplane? |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
40. How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? |
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bmbmd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 07:48 PM Response to Original message |
41. Did you hear about the naturopath who forgot to take his medicine? |
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MaggieSwanson (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Feb-10-06 08:36 PM Response to Original message |
43. Why did the monkey cross the road? |
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