So if we had the DU Olympics - what sport would you compete in!!

:shrug:

Oh, sure, it'll be called the biathlon in the official literature, but we all know what that means.

Cookie baking marathon
Postwhoring

:P

Sex thread creation requires much more creativity and strategy that way.

:D

;-)

I'm a multi-faceted DUthlete.

Redstone

Team Grammar Nazification.

Downhill Threading.

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I'm going for the gold at the end of the month!

I know I could win GOLD baby!

that should be a sport

I can kill others very well, and my threads just die before I hit post message.

I think I'd win the gold!

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :rofl:

:evilgrin:

I am the god of the bong.

Absolutely.

:popcorn: :popcorn:

What else would it be.

Points are awarded by

a) least amount of bones broken, avoidance of skull fracture, and that pesky death
b) form, poise and style of bounce
c) requisite tongue wagging, hand devil horns and "extremes" and "fuck yeah's" yelled.
d) difficulty based on body part landed on and height of building
e) amount of tattoos and piercings (extra points for originality of arm tribal, dude!)
f) amount of testosterone that insufferably drives one "to the next level"
g) loudness of Godsmack or Chimaira song accompanying dive
h) keeping blood loss to under a quart

There will be preliminaries, a round robin and then the medal round .

And I'm sure the competition will be FIERCE. :evilgrin:

:D

...:beer:

:D

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Look at that execution! :D

a perfect

Creative, high degree of difficulty, very entertaining!

Born in the streets of Detroit!

:)

And probably the Bad Pun Vault.

You coulda been a contendah! :hi:

I'mm not in the best shape these days. Getting on in years, you know.

I was once 18 or 19 (if I recall correctly.) :rofl:

20 has taken a toll on me, haha.

I'm so sorry, primate1, to hear of your advanced age. :hug:

I'm not looking forward to next month. I think my little brother is planning to put me in a home. :P

My little brother has similar plans for me, but I think he's waiting until I've accumulated enough savings to make it worth his while. :P

He just wants to get rid of me so he can steal my computer.

when he has kids and a mortgage. :rofl:

:P

... :evilgrin: long-course bong-hitting and simultaneous extreme free-form muff-diving... :9

Because I kick ass at that.

:hi:

Wouldn't THAT be fun?

:hi:

It's a sport opened to anyone who is age 21+. I figured you, me and Michelle Kwan can make up the US team!

:hi:

I better get my skates sharpened. :hi:

and we're covered. :hi:

just like those Chinese did last night

:woohoo:

I've always wanted to try it.

i've trained all year for this moment

I hear that GOPisEvil, underpants and DS1 are all entered in that competition!

:D

and who would those 2 people be?

With a triple cornflake chicken spin for flair. :)