I'm Playing Santa...Sit On My Lap And Tell Me Whatcha Want For Christmas

THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:15 AM
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I'm Playing Santa...Sit On My Lap And Tell Me Whatcha Want For Christmas

Remember, I only hand gifts to all the good little boys and girls out there.

So whatcha want, kid?

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LynneSin

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:19 AM
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1. Did I qualify for a good girl?

Because I can be very VERY good!!!

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:22 AM
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5. on balance...yes

But remember, I see all that you do throughout the year. So I know what went on during that weekend ... you know the one I'm referring to.

I know the hotel maids didn't appreciate the cleanup.

:D

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LynneSin

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:30 AM
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19. But Santa, if you weren't such a wild man

the maids would have not had that problem

:eyes:

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:33 AM
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20. sorry

I just can't help myself when I see fingerpaints. :D

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:21 AM
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2. Got any women in that bag of yours?

Smart, sexy, liberal? :shrug:

No? Peace on Earth and an iPod (40GB, please).

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:23 AM
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7. peace on earth AND an iPod?

Sorry...you can only have one or the other.

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GOPisEvil

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:24 AM
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8. A one-gift Santa?

:wtf:

Peace on Earth then...I'll buy my own damn iPod. :P

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Aristus

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:22 AM
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3. Simple.

I wanna sit on VelmaD's lap. Or slinkerwink. Or LynneSin. Or Soteric. Or jab105. Or Lady Freedom. Or Soleft. Or Salin. Or........................

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:25 AM
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9. I know what I'll get you

a restraining order. :D

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Aristus

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:29 AM
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17. LOL!

I have one already. My wife! :7

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VelmaD

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Mon Dec-01-03 02:18 PM
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42. Honey I am touched...

that I was number one on your list.

*smooches*

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Aristus

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Tue Dec-02-03 12:16 PM
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59. Took you long enough to notice, Vel. Sheesh!

:hug:

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VelmaD

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Tue Dec-02-03 12:37 PM
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62. Yeah, well...

it only took you 22 hours to notice that I noticed. :P

:hug: right back at ya

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ProfessorGAC

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:22 AM
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4. I Want My Country Back!

The Professor

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Maeve

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:23 AM
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6. I'm not falling for THAT one, again!

Uh-huh. I'll stand right here, thanks!

And I want the same thing the rest of DUers want for 2004. Regime change in DC.

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:26 AM
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11. hmm

Are you sure you don't want a Tivo....?

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hippiechick

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:25 AM
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10. I want that certain hockey player I used to have a crush on....

... who I just found on the net, 23 years after I was madly in teenage love with him, to email me back and be single, and suggest that we meet :).

:loveya:

Seriously --- Peace on Earth, Mass Indictments for the entire BFEE,
and Hope of a New Beginning for all the people of this planet.

:hippie:

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:26 AM
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13. wow

Can't you just ask for a pony?

:evilgrin:

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Cheswick2.0

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:26 AM
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12. single payer healthcare, the Mosely Braun version

that's it for this year.

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:27 AM
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14. how about

A box of band aids and some Robitussum. :D

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Cheswick2.0

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:28 AM
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15. OIC, you are offering me the Bush version!

:hi:

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joeybee12

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:29 AM
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16. I've seen your posts, I ain't sittin' on your lap!

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Bronco69

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:30 AM
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18. I would like

a job please :-)

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:34 AM
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21. try a mall santa

It's good for the next month. :)

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mdmc

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:57 PM
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38. I would like a job with the Dean campaign

but I'll take health care (mental health care). Right now, I have republican health care (I don't get sick).

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wysimdnwyg

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Mon Dec-01-03 11:08 AM
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22. Sit on your lap?

Mr. Sex-Post? I think not. I'm not that kind of guy, and as far as I know, you're not Michael Jackson.

Other than the standard regime change type stuff, I'll take a Slinkerwink, a VelmaD, a Lynnesin and a CatWoman.

OK, fine, just gimme a new kayak. Make it a good, composite touring one, please. Oh, and don't forget all the extras (paddle, pfd, etc.)

Thanks Santa!

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WillParkinson

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Mon Dec-01-03 11:12 AM
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23. What do I want for Christmas?

Well, sitting in your lap has been a LOAD of fun. Can I stay here a while longer?

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CatWoman

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Mon Dec-01-03 11:45 AM
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24. Sit on your lap, eh?

You've probably got an emoticon for that, too :D

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 11:52 AM
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25. come over here and sit on my lap

I'll show it to you. :evilgrin:

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CatWoman

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Mon Dec-01-03 11:53 AM
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26. or better yet

you come sit on mine }(

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northzax

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Mon Dec-01-03 11:53 AM
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27. oh Santa?

why do you have a toothpick in your pocket? it's poking me.

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CatWoman

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Mon Dec-01-03 11:55 AM
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28. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Edited on Mon Dec-01-03 11:55 AM by CatWoman

Maybe Jason should borrow *'s codpiece :D

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northzax

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:01 PM
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29. yuck. unclean, unclean

Edited on Mon Dec-01-03 12:02 PM by northzax

now santa smells of desperation. great.

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:02 PM
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30. *ahem*

No thank you. My tootpick is quite large and satisfying, according to all reviews.

:D

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northzax

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:03 PM
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32. Breaking News!

"Magic Rat's Toothpick endorsed by Rosie and all Five Sisters! More at Eleven."

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MissMillie

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:02 PM
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31. an affordable apartment

in my current town.

or, an affordable piece of rental property that my sister & I can buy together but have only in her name (I want to be sans property when I apply for financial aid for my son's college tuition). Of course, same town would be preferred.

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terrya

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:10 PM
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33. I have 2. The Federal Marriage Amendment to be defeated....

In such a decisive way that it won't come up for a vote again.

Another one:

Rick Santorum engulfed in a moral scandal so horrible he'll have to resign his Senate seat in disgrace.

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KinkyDem

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:16 PM
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34. not to high jack a thread but ...

Anyone ever read Savage Love?

He has defined Santorum ans that frothy mixture of lube and fercal mater sometimes left over after anal sex.

Just thought I would mention it. Maybe I'll mention it EVERy time sdomeone mentions his name.

What do I want for Christmas? I want a bear that will make me popular with frisky langarie models.

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Bertha Venation

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:18 PM
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35. My wishes exactly!

Were we each other in former lives? ;)

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terrya

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:23 PM
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36. Possibly. :-)

You and I do seem to agree on a lot of things.
Maybe we WERE each other in another life. :-)

Terry

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sleipnir

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Mon Dec-01-03 12:38 PM
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37. I want the Sex Threads Back!

But I won't sit on your lap to get it.

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TheMightyFavog

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Mon Dec-01-03 01:13 PM
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39. My List....

Let's see...

A Playstation 2
An A average in all of my classes at UW-Marinette next semester so I can finally transfer out to Stevens Point and move out of this Fundie-infested hellhole known as Marinette County.
A Playstation 2
George W. Bush defeated in the '04 election
Tony Blair ousted
A Playstation 2
All of Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey/Maturin Books.
A Playstation 2
A new computer
A Playstation 2
FotR and TTT Extended edition DVDs
did I mention a Playstation 2.
That should about do it.....

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rbnyc

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Mon Dec-01-03 02:15 PM
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40. I want loads of STUFF!

For my birthday, I asked people to give to a charity instead of get me a present. For Xmas, I want stuff, stuff, stuff! And I deserve it.

I want this:

And this:

(The charm bracelet)

And this:

And this:

And so much more!

:evilgrin:

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LynneSin

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Mon Dec-01-03 02:17 PM
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41. I love the Scrabble Charms

I'm such a fan of Scrabble!!!

:bounce:

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rbnyc

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Mon Dec-01-03 02:19 PM
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43. We should play sometime.

Oh, BTW, I'm pretty sure I'll be able to see Pitt next week.

:D

:hi:

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Ellen Forradalom

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:28 PM
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49. Are you going to record your demo playing that guitar

while wearing nothing but Scrabble charms and Hello Kitty panties?

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rbnyc

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Tue Dec-02-03 12:14 PM
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58. That's a great idea.

I hadn't thought about it before, but YES!

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VelmaD

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Mon Dec-01-03 02:19 PM
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44. I've been naughty...

but once I hop in your lap I can make you forget that. :evilgrin:

So, can I have a toy anyway? ;-)

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:25 PM
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47. sure

Edited on Mon Dec-01-03 05:26 PM by Magic Rat

ugh i hate dupes

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THUNDER HANDS

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:26 PM
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48. sure

but the toy is in my santa suit. :D

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VelmaD

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:41 PM
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51. Is that a candy cane in your pocket...

or are you just happy to see me? ;-)

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TheMightyFavog

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:00 PM
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45. Something I left off..

A Milwaukee Brewers Avater for DU..

(Don't laugh, people! Just you wait, one of these years, we're going to win it all! hell, Milwaukee's near half a century overdue! Come on, I'm seroius here! What's so funny? Why are you laughing?)

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Ellen Forradalom

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:24 PM
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46. A grommet maker.

Peace on earth may be a tall order this year. Maybe I can have that for Christmas 2004 when our Democratic president is elected.

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Insider

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:36 PM
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50. wide load backing up (beepbeepbeepbeep)

let's see...
tuna in a pouch, dz
corn in a can, dz
cash, millions

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VOX

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Mon Dec-01-03 05:45 PM
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52. I'd like a *real* president, Santa, and a Democratic one at that...

If I have to wait 'til next November, I'll be real good!

And I thank you.

:toast:

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blondeatlast

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Mon Dec-01-03 06:19 PM
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53. Toyota Solara Convertible, 02 (the last year they made 'em)

White on white or, if I must, black on a red body. Leather, top of the line V6. Got the cool shades already.

After all, I am a blonde . . .

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DinahMoeHum

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Mon Dec-01-03 07:35 PM
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54. All I want for Christmas is a new President, a new President. . .

a democratic President. . .

I can wait for November 2004 delivery, thank you very much.

:kick:

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grannylib

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Tue Dec-02-03 12:21 PM
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60. I'm with you, man...that and a job....

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name not needed

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Mon Dec-01-03 07:44 PM
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55. whoa

i dont want what i got sitting on your lap!

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Amaya

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Mon Dec-01-03 07:49 PM
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56. I want a

a trip to someplace warm <preferably Mexico> :) can ya do it for me Santa? I've been awfully good this year! :evilgrin:

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populistmom

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Mon Dec-01-03 10:25 PM
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57. I'm not going to get what I want most, but...

I would like a digital camera. Have I been a good girl this year, Santa?

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Cooley Hurd

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Tue Dec-02-03 12:22 PM
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61. You got a leg in that bag, Santa?

Preferably one not pulverized, like mine... :-(

Okay, no leg? I'll take as much morphine as you can get. :smoke:

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Padraig18

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Tue Dec-02-03 01:02 PM
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63. I'm easy, Santa.

I would like some Duo-therm union suits, a nice, soft cardigan sweater, some Godiva chocolates and a bottle of Drakkar Noir.

:)

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