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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:38 AM Original message |
Did you know that a testicle can be fractured? |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:38 AM Response to Original message |
1. That sounds very unpleasant |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:39 AM Response to Reply #1 |
3. It warranted a morphine drip. |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
2. Broke his balls one too many times, did you? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:42 AM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Me? A ball-buster? |
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Redstone (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:43 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. I know you're not. But I couldn't resist. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:39 AM Response to Original message |
4. You had to wear the boots to bed, didn't you |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:41 AM Response to Reply #4 |
5. Steel toes, to be exact. |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
7. My wife showed me this thread. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:44 AM Response to Reply #7 |
12. Like you do not deserve it! |
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nickgutierrez (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:42 PM Response to Reply #7 |
39. You'll only get a fractured testicle if you've been doing something wrong. |
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BEZERKO (564 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 05:06 PM Response to Reply #7 |
40. likewise |
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BikeWriter (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:43 AM Response to Original message |
8. Please!!!!111 |
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ghostsofgiants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
10. ... |
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ps1074 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:44 AM Response to Original message |
11. is this for real? |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:20 AM Response to Reply #11 |
20. Yup. It was a softball injury. |
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Shine (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:46 AM Response to Original message |
13. I have never heard of such a thing. Yikes!! |
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LaurenG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:47 AM Response to Original message |
14. Reading stuff like this makes my husband woozy |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 10:49 AM Response to Original message |
15. Are you sure it wasn't ruptured? |
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Bombero1956 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:15 AM Response to Reply #15 |
16. must be |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:21 AM Response to Reply #15 |
21. No, it was fractured. |
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raccoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
17. How do you do that? |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
18. *wince* |
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flvegan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:19 AM Response to Original message |
19. Cracked nuts? |
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av8rdave (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:47 AM Response to Original message |
22. Hopefully he wasn't asking a lot of people to sign his cast! |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:49 AM Response to Original message |
23. no, but I know they can be 'ruptured' |
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windlight (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 01:08 PM Response to Reply #23 |
26. a friend |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 01:54 PM Response to Reply #26 |
28. mmm, it wasn't pleasant |
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Ron Mexico (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:51 AM Original message |
I could have done nicely without that knowledge. Really. |
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RevCheesehead (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
24. That is one injury that I refuse to pray over.... |
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ZombieNixon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 12:21 PM Response to Original message |
25. ... |
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fizzgig (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 01:11 PM Response to Original message |
27. i don't even have those parts |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 02:20 PM Response to Original message |
29. bring it on! |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 02:56 PM Response to Original message |
30. I did not know that.... |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 02:58 PM Response to Original message |
31. I had a coworker who broke his penis |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:01 PM Response to Reply #31 |
32. Good lord what position were they in? |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:09 PM Response to Reply #32 |
34. I don't even want to know |
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Xithras (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:04 PM Response to Original message |
33. That reminds me, I gotta update my living will. |
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windlight (337 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
35. And one more |
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LeftyMom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:30 PM Response to Original message |
36. I actually inflicted that injury on somebody once |
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REDKING (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:40 PM Response to Reply #36 |
38. I so glad I'm not that fella.... |
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hfojvt (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Feb-15-06 03:36 PM Response to Original message |
37. "Mother, do you think they'll try to break |
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