Hey! My smarts are gone! - Democratic Underground

LaraMN

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:01 AM
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Hey! My smarts are gone!

Do I have to leave and become a freeper, now?:cry:

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KitchenWitch

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:01 AM
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1. No

We will keep you!

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LaraMN

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:02 AM
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2. OK.

But I think Iim drooling.
Or having a spit-baby, out of my mouth

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Ellen Forradalom

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:03 AM
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3. No, we share

There's more than enough to go around here.

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LaraMN

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:04 AM
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4. In that case,

I need five pounds of smart, and several pounds of cute.

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StaggerLee

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:16 AM
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7. Yeah right

You can't fool me. I saw your Valentine to DU the other day.

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LaraMN

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:26 AM
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11. That was my latex face.

I didn't want to scare the kiddies...

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Ellen Forradalom

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Thu Feb-16-06 08:08 PM
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15. Sure.

Just give them back to me when I need them.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:07 AM
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5. Spell the synonym for someone with low intelligence.

Depending on your answer, you may have to become a freeper. I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do.

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LaraMN

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:13 AM
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6. Moran. M-o-r-a-n.

Like Rick Moranis.

Who is also a huge slut.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:17 AM
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8. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but...

It's time for you to go. You may grab your complimentary frozen pizza as a parting gift to share with your new knuckle-dragging comrades. May FSM have mercy on your soul.

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LaraMN

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:22 AM
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9. I don't need your kind, anyway.

With your stupid vowels, and your stupid democracy....
Screw you. i'm goin' swimmin'.

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progmom

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:24 AM
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10. is one of these yours?

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billyskank

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:27 AM
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12. Mmmmm....... brains

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LaraMN

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Thu Feb-16-06 10:29 AM
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13. No. Mine is pink and sparkly.

Or so I've always imagined.

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progmom

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Thu Feb-16-06 11:02 AM
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14. and then there's this....

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