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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:15 PM
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25-Cents For Your Thoughts --- $1 If They're Naughty
:evilgrin:
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:20 PM
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1. If you want to hear the naughty thoughts...
it's gonna be $3.99 for the first minute and $1.99 for every minute after that. :evilgrin:
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:20 PM
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3. And well worth it!
Where do I sign up? :D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:27 PM
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8. You gotta join
the fan club. Then short bus will send you the newsletter every month. :evilgrin:
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:24 PM
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4. figures
I'm suprised you don't charge a membership fee to view your thoughts. :D
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VelmaD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:30 PM
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10. Who said I don't
It's on a sliding scale though - don't wanta discriminate against the economically challenged. Plus you get a montly newsletter and a bumpersticker. ;-)

It's not tax-deductible but it does all go to a good cause - short bus's "Send Velma to Man Camp" fund.
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ZenLefty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:20 PM
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2. I wouldn't trust this guy
Probably take your thoughts and you'll never see a red cent!
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piece sine Donating Member (931 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:25 PM
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6. you'll have to IM me
Skinner has banned my thoughts. I still think them, subversively, however.
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:24 PM
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5. Well
I still ___ ___________ because I want to ____ ___.
You'll just have to guess, but it's seriously naughty. :evilgrin:
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:25 PM
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7. Can I buy a vowel?
:evilfrown:
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 10:18 PM
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12. Sure, but only one.
:)
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 11:50 PM
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14. U
:evilgrin:
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populistmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 12:15 AM
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17. OK
In more detail:
I still _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ u _ _ because I want to
_ u _ _
_ _ _ !!!

No more letters though or I will get in big, big, BIG trouble!!! :nuke: :evilgrin:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:28 PM
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9. well if you wanna know the truth
I am unsuually down about my singleness today, sigh :(. I shouldnt be but I am listenin to love songs today for whatever reason. Well she'll come to me eventually whereever she may be, who she may be, oh love where are ya.
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 12:12 AM
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15. You know, Condi is looking for a man...wink..wink..nudge..nudge
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 12:17 AM
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18. dude not cool at all!
Now I feel even worse. Besides Condi is a right wing shill and umm how much older than me. Lookin for someone from 15-17. I guess I can handle a year younger up till a year older. heh, Condi, that wasnt cool man.
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 01:12 AM
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20. Sorry man...just a reference to Boondocks
Edited on Tue Dec-02-03 01:17 AM by sleipnir
I've been giving that one out to most people who are lamenting the woes of love. Just to think, you would rather be single than with Condi, so there's always a spark of hope for the future! I think I saw your future woman today on the street!




OR?
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absolutezero Donating Member (879 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 04:32 PM
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11. I'm thinking about my girlfriend
:evilgrin:
where's my dollar?
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-01-03 10:20 PM
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13. You should throw only Canadian money into panhandlers' cups!
Edited on Mon Dec-01-03 10:22 PM by JVS
bwahahahahahahaha!

And if you are in Canada use Bahamian money.
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ronzo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 12:13 AM
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16. I was just thinking that Howard did a pretty good job w/ tweety ATC...
You can owe-ski....

cheers,
ronzo
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jus_the_facts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 01:09 AM
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19. *cha ching*
...hit the jackpot wooo! :evilgrin:
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