Ugh

Paris Hilton has b-day today ....

Why does she have to have b-day on the same day as I? :cry:

Happy Birthday MissHoneychurch!!!

:toast:

:toast:

Never mind about the Hilton whore.

but she gives a bad taste to that day :scared:

at least we aren't born in the same year.

;)

that Michael Jordan has b-day today as well :D

:D

:D

than the fact that it's also Tammy Faye Bakker's b-day! :D



:loveya:

why do you have such sexbombs charing your b-day and I have such a whore. The world is not fair :cry:

Ms. TooMuchMascaraAndJerryFallwell! :grr:

Edit: Damn it! I get Michael Eisner, too! :mad:

Oh, well, Rachel Weisz and the telephone! :D

didn't know that (remember I am German)

but at least one sexbomb. Even though Michael Jordan is cool, I can't really call him a sexbomb. Now if it would be Kanye West or Jamie Foxx .... :evilgrin:

And, if so, are you aware of the American custom by which the birthday girl or boy receives one spanking for each year? :evilgrin:

what makes you think so?

and do I have to come to you for the spanking or are you coming to me? :evilgrin:

Par-TAY!

:D

But isn't it nice to have one built-in?

Happy birthday, MissH. :loveya:

and I am amazed that no one so far wants to know how old I am :blush:

But I ain't sayin' because it ain't polite. O8)

but thank you nevertheless :hug:

And that's not a suck-up. I really think so.

:blush:

WOW!!!

From your photo the other day, I wouldn't have guessed over 28!

(Cue music: chorus of Rod Stewart's "She Wears It Well!")

(author apologizes for delay in further correspondence caused by his gnawing his own arm...)

I used to give birthday spankings, but now, I give

:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:
:loveya: :spank: :loveya: :spank:

and the traditional "one to grow on"... :loveya: :spank:

If I could teleport to Germany, I'd gift thee in person, fair milady! :blush:

As an astrologer, I'm curious...

As a new admirer, I'd love to know...

As a gentleman, I'll never ask... :dilemma:

From what I've already seen, my Dear Miss Honey,
you are eternal... :woohoo: :applause:

But if you choose to favor me with the information... ;-)

In any event,
Happy Birthday, Miss Honey! :toast: :party:

:hug:

the good thing today is that I only have to work till noon :party:

:hi:

:hi:

No, I've no shame. Click ignore. Or throw something at me.

yet .....


and I will throw a brownie in your direction for you to be quiet :)

mmmmm

but let me try to aim right this time

:popcorn:

:popcorn:

:party:

:toast:

when do you want your spankings?

and about the spanking ... whenever you are ready :evilgrin:

:spank:
:spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank:
:spank:
:spank: :spank:
:spank: :spank::spank:
:spank: :spank:
:spank:

:spank:

:-D

:spank:


:-)

:spank:









:spank: :spank:





:spank:



:-)

:blush:

I get all excited ... and I am at work ... :D

you deserve to get as excited as you want on your birthday!

let me grab through the PC and pull you here :D

for you to have to share your birthday with a vapid waste of space and oxygen like her.

For what it is worth, :hug:

:hug:

I like that present smilie :)

:hug:

This probably means that you're the most beautiful person who has a birthday today.

I'm guessing at 25 today.

:toast: :party: :woohoo:

and you are too kind with the 25. there are some more years plus (over 30) :)


:blush:

;)
Glucklich Geburtstag

How did those brownies come out yesterday? Delicious I hope.:hi: :loveya: :woohoo: :applause: :party: :toast: :bounce:

...could ever have...you have brains. And by-the-way, you're pretty, too! So the way I score it, that means MissHoneychurch's score is 2 and Paris 1.....you win!
:*

Happy Birthday, MissHoneychurch! :party: :hug: :bounce:

:toast: I hope you have a wonderful day! All my best wishes for you, MissHoneychurch! :hi:

... but, rather, decanted from a botched test-tube... We won't include PH in the People to Celebrate Today list!

You, on the other hand, are the Real Deal! So....

On the 16th day of February, __ years ago, you came into this world, and on that day, the Gods smiled at the Gift They had given to a (mostly) undeserving world!

Such a precious and lovely Incarnation of the Goddess!

Blessed Be this day!

(and please, Miss Honey, forgive me for not getting here before midnight... I hope you were celebrated as befits you!)

:party: :toast:

Again! :)

:* :party: :toast:

:party:


I share a birthday with Newt Gingrich. :puke:

Hope your day is absolutely PERFECT, and hers is a nightmare of split ends and broken nails!

At least you don't share a birthday with G.W. Bush*.

We'll celebrate it together in grand style on your half birthday !!! :loveya:

:party: