I'd just like to announce that my 1-year-old daughter can eat a pretzel

rucky

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:21 PM
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I'd just like to announce that my 1-year-old daughter can eat a pretzel

without choking.

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LeftNYC

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:22 PM
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1. ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats!

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Ksec

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:23 PM
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2. Very cool. And the Presnit cant.

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havocmom

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:24 PM
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3. LOL Put her on the fast track

to political power! We need people like her. ;)

Kisses for the child who can do what the alleged leader of the free world can't!

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BlueEyedSon

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:27 PM
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4. While drunk as a skunk? I doubt it!

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rucky

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:29 PM
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6. Are you trying to get my daughter drunk?!

sorry. father's instincts.

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BlueEyedSon

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:42 PM
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12. No, trying to make it a fair contest between your daughter and W

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EOTE

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:28 PM
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5. I was going to fire up a pretzel the other day...

but sadly decided against it :(.

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npincus

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:30 PM
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7. Awwwww

I still cut my 3 year old's grapes and slit her hot dogs! (grapes, nuts, popcorn and hotdogs choking hazards for tots).

And she can pronounce "NU-CLEAR"...

tee hee

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stop the bleeding

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:30 PM
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8. Good now we can put her in charge -

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rucky

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Sat Feb-18-06 12:30 AM
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19. She'd be a great president...

She'd paint the White House pink.
There'd be mandatory story time for every American.
Tinky-Winky and Spongebob would be allowed to marry.

The only thing is, you may have to stomach Barney as VP (but given our current situation...)

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SpaceCatMeetsMars

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:31 PM
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9. Bet she can't ride a bike without falling off.

Oh wait, Georgie can't do that either.

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daleo

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:37 PM
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10. That's excellent

On the downside, he/she may now be over-qualified for the position of president.

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FreedomAngel82

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:38 PM
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11. Yay!

She's better than the leader of the free world. She knows how to chew her food. :P

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Benfea

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:48 PM
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13. Woot! She's already smarter than the president! -nt

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hobo_baggins

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Fri Feb-17-06 12:49 PM
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14. when i was a kid, i stuffed pretzels up my nose...

i had to go to the hospital and have them removed

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billyskank

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Fri Feb-17-06 02:02 PM
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16. How many could you fit up there?

I'm thinking of a young Homer Simpson fitting 10 crayons up his nose. :)

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hobo_baggins

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Fri Feb-17-06 02:27 PM
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17. im not sure, i was too young to remember

i'll have to ask my mom...she'd know better than I

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MountainLaurel

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Fri Feb-17-06 02:35 PM
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18. For me, it was orange seeds n/t

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Orsino

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Fri Feb-17-06 02:00 PM
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15. And we can't vote for her for 34 more years? n/t

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