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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:51 PM
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I shaved off my pubes--good lord, my crotch must've shrunken!
:)
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GayboyBilly Donating Member (177 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:52 PM
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1. Sometimes...
details can be a bad thing. :-)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:53 PM
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3. That's true,
but I don't think that he was talking about de tail...... :o
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:58 PM
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7. Oops.........
all right, so she's a she, not a he.....sorry......



In that case, she's definitely not talking about de tail. And things getting bigger wouldn't necessarily be the best development, I suppose.



Boy.....

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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:53 PM
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2. It doesn't make stuff look bigger?
Well, forget that, then.......

Happy scratching.
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ibegurpard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:55 PM
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4. Happy scratching, indeed!
ROFL!
I think he's going to be regretting his actions for a while.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:55 PM
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5. You are corresponding with a she
I'm sure that changes everything for you :D
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ibegurpard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:59 PM
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8. AHHH!
I can just imagine that the itch would be even worse, then!
:hurts:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:01 PM
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9. I'm good at scratching itches....


Oo - I probably deserve to be stripped naked, bent over your knee (or, possibly, car hood), and spanked with a nerf paddle for that. Right? Right?

Right?

Hello?

Is this thing on?
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Sophree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:36 PM
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13. Scratching
She'll definitely be scratching for a couple days.

From movie "Sleep With Me":

Eric Stolz' character: "Don't like hair. Like hairless girls."

It borders on the child pornographic, but I can't say I've never shaved it all. ;-)

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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 02:56 PM
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6. Noqw splash on a liberal handful of Aqua Velva
eeeek ! Not.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:04 PM
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10. Stand back!
I'ma trained professional!

It's nothing that a little vigorous massage can't remedy....








Ow. That smarts.

Why do they always do that?
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Cronus Protagonist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:27 PM
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11. Pic?

http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13 - cute little buttons
http://cronus.com - enlightening and educational liberal fun
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:30 PM
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12. TMI
n/t
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:39 PM
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14. Crabs?
Sorry, couldn't resist...

:spank:
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:46 PM
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15. Ouch! That's gotta hurt...
Am I the only person in the US that's noticed that those "Brazilian Wax" jobs have gone too far?

Very few people under the age of thirty have any pubic hair any more. Instead they have nasty razor-burns or ingrown hairs. Believe me: I'm an OB/GYN Nurse-Practitioner and I know.

I worry about this. What kind of guy demands that his sexual partner could pass for a pre-pubescent girl? And what kind of woman is so insecure that she allows her pubic hair to be ripped out by the roots to please him?

All too many.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 03:50 PM
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16. I've never seen it up close and personal
(a shaved personal area, I mean), though my sample size is definitely not the largest. I wonder what the actual stats are. And I wonder what they are for males. And I wonder what the most widespread stated motivation would be in either case.

This calls for an investigation.......maybe I can get a grant.
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Mountainman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 04:28 PM
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18. his sexual partner could pass for a pre-pubescent girl?
What? Where do you get that? I think you are missing out on the fact that pre-pubescent girls don't have the breasts that these women have.

It is the trend now to shave. Look at the men's magazines. You see any prepubescent girls there?

Think again.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 04:48 PM
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19. Heck, with all the hormones in some of our food these days, even
prepubescent boys have the breasts that some of these women have. That's not good, ladies and gentlemen.

I certainly wouldn't want to be reminded of a prepubsecent girl when I looked at my naked sweetheart, if only because it might just seem kinda weird to my conscious mind. Elfin, lithe, or whatever, fine. But you're right - even the most girlishly-figured woman that I've seen wouldn't exactly mimic a prepubescent girl (I'm speaking from memory here, from when I was a prepubescent boy).

I don't know what advantages there'd be to getting rid of the hair (other than occasional coughing fits that it's inspired in me......small price to pay) but I'm sure that I wouldn't care either way. But who knows - maybe once you go hair-free you're hooked for life, but then she'd probably want me to do it and I'd spend all day feverishly scratching and rubbing myself. As opposed to just several hours a day as things stand now....
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tjdee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:01 PM
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20. She meant, as in, down there.
Edited on Sun Jul-27-03 06:03 PM by tjdee
Prepubescent girls have no/very little pubic hair.
*on edit: DUH, LOL, I can see that you know that...just reread your post again...I get it now...*

I don't understand shaving down there, myself. I have enough on my hands with doing the legs, the underarms...

As usual, men dictate how it goes. They only have to do their cheeks/chin.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:07 PM
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21. I even hate having to do the cheeks and chin
I have heard, though, that at least some women de-thatch themselves down there for their own reasons, nothing to do with a man's preference.

One person I know - and I don't know her that way (darnit) - claims to have kept it that way even though she's been celibate for quite some time. Sounds like a lot of maintenance to me. I suspect that she might like the feel of it when she - you know - does the prostate thing. Or what would be the prostate thing if, indeed, she had a prostate. She must be very dedicated, that's all I can say.

And, of course, for the male there's always that fear that his hand will go into muscular spasm at exactly the wrong time. Ouch. That vision's cringeworthy.
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LWolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 04:17 PM
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17. See what happens when you
hijack a post about goatees?

:silly:

You get all kinds of folks ready to help out, write grants, do studies, engage in comparative analysis....

In the long run--er, the short-hairs--er....

forget it...here's to abundant short hairs!

:toast:
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