Book A Concert

You now have the chance to book a concert that you would like to see.

You can have:

Two R & R Band
One female singer
One male singer
One R&B group
One Male Comedian
One Female Comedian


My concert stars:

the Doobie Brothers,ZZ Top
Roberta Flack,
Solomon Burke,
Smokey Robinson & the Miracles
Richard Pryor
And Elayne Boosler

Okay, give me your concert. My tickets go for $250.

And who is Solomon Burke?

Stevie Nicks
David Bowie
Sly and the Family Stone
Dave Chappell
Moms Mabley

Waters to play with Gilmour, Mason and Wright? Is it the classic lineup?

Madonna
David Bowie
George Clinton (funk is kinda R&B, right?)
David Cross
Ellen Degeneres

But they would go in this order:

George Clinton
Ellen Degeneres
David Bowie
Madonna
Rush
David Cross
Pink Floyd

And the encore would be a 25-minute funk version of Sheep (Three Different Ones) with Lee, Lifeson and Gilmore trading multiple solos, sung by Bowie and Clinton, some kind of politically releveant video done by David Cross, and Ellen and Madonna just rolling around on stage naked being shown on the jumbotrons and voicing the essential background screams (not sexual screams, but real bona fide screams), and at the end, the Mothership takes 'em all up with lots of fireworks and smoke and explosions and stuff.