I'm catching a cold and my neighbor has chickens

zulchzulu

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:08 PM
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Poll question: I'm catching a cold and my neighbor has chickens

Should I be paranoid that the Avian flu could be brewing in my neighbor's back yard?

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xultar

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:12 PM
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1. Kick his ass

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bigwillq

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:12 PM
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2. Ask them to make you some soup!

:P Hey, it might help the cold!:)

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bigwillq

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:12 PM
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3. Dupe

Edited on Sat Feb-18-06 08:12 PM by bigwillq

please delete, thanks!

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XOKCowboy

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:16 PM
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4. LOL NOOOOO

That was a pretty funny reply. Chicken Soup is just what's needed for a cold. Especially FRESH chicken soup...

Ahhhhh memories..

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rwheeler31

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:24 PM
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5. Move

you are in deep shit, chickens are filthy.

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TygrBright

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:33 PM
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8. Chickens needn't be filthy...

...if they are properly kept & cared for in a facility that is cleaned regularly. They are no filthier than any other domestic animal and a helluva lot cleaner than pigeons.

disputatiously,
Bright

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elfin

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:31 PM
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6. Have you been kissing chickens?

Or sleeping with them? Not that there's anything wrong with that - just be careful out there.

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seriousstan

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:39 PM
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10. Why...what have you heard?

Ummm....and by the way.....the sheep lie

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txindy

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:31 PM
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7. Other.

The chickens

are attempting to take over your neighborhood using biological warfare. You're their test case.
Enjoy, you unwilling, unwitting, trailblazer, you!

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rumpel

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:36 PM
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9. No. Just promise to yourself: No more frolicking with chickens.

btw, your chickens are awfully cute.

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Catchawave

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Sat Feb-18-06 08:40 PM
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11. Save the chickens !

Slice fresh lemons and ginger root, layer in your coffee maker basket, brew and enjoy :hi:

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zulchzulu

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Sun Feb-19-06 08:35 AM
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12. Sounds good...

I'll give it a try. This Chicken Soup thing is a bit paradoxical.

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Magrittes Pipe

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Sun Feb-19-06 08:48 AM
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13. You are going to die.

:cry:

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