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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:47 AM
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What I need is a love slave who
can also cook.

Whould I try ebay?
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:48 AM
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1. ebay? you don't have to leave the lounge for that
ygirl
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:00 PM
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9. But things done on the Internet
are not nearly as satisfying as in RL.
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:04 PM
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11. ain't it the truth
I'm cooking paella today, with shrimp, crab, fish and chicken

sorry I can't share it via the cable modem
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:06 PM
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13. You're just mean
All I had yesterday was 2 - 3 sandwiches.
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:52 PM
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21. not nearly as satisfying as in RL?
Excuse me?

RL
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:54 PM
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23. RL = Real Life
See what happens when you attend to your RL?
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:52 AM
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2. Where does one send one's C.V.?
and when are the interviews?
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:56 AM
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4. You can PM your C.V.
Interviews and then tryouts :evilgrin:
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:53 AM
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3. I make a mean "frenchified" chicken marsala with heavy cream. ;) -nt
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:57 AM
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5. I'll need a demonstration
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:00 PM
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8. Anytime
And there're plenty more recipes left after that one. ;)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:07 PM
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14. There are lots of flights between
Chicago and Vancouver. When do you arrive?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:57 AM
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6. How long will you be accepting applications for?
I mean, you don't want a sick love slave/cook, but I'll apply when I'm better, if you'll wait that long. I am pretty good in the kitchen. :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 11:59 AM
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7. Till I find the right one.
But what about the love slave part. I would need someone totally dedicated to me.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:02 PM
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10. Are you saying I am unfaithful?
:cry:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:04 PM
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12. Just making sure
I'm very demanding
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:07 PM
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15. I want to serve
:)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:42 PM
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16. I'm a good cook. Well, define 'good' - I eat very healthy stuff only.
No preprocessed stuff; from 'scratch'. Select spices and herbs... try to avoid the lard'n'muck when possible. Very basic yet very tasty... mum'n'dad say I eat way to healthy for their liking! :D
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:43 PM
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17. But you seem undecided on the whole man vs woman thing
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 03:09 PM
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39. Good point.
:D

One day I'm sure I'll get educated...
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:45 PM
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18. What would my mistress like for dinner
im a bad naughty servant punish me my queen.
Im BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:51 PM
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20. I want you to KNOW what I want for dinner
Anything cooked by someone else, automatically tastes better.

So you've been bad, eh? Do I need to spank you?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:54 PM
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22. no mistress well ok but just til it stings
Really im not a freak..well ok im a freak.. :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 01:00 PM
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24. Just a little one
:spank:

I'm not freaky either.
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maveric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 12:48 PM
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19. Make sure that love slave also washes dishes. And try "Craigslist".
You can find what you are looking for there.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 01:26 PM
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25. So you're looking for a 1950's wife?
heh :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 01:27 PM
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26. I think I am
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 01:27 PM
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27. Why pay ebay fees?
I got mine on DU for free. :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:09 PM
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29. So far, no love for me
*sigh*
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:13 PM
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32. I've found that it helps if
You post braless pics taken in a cold room. :silly:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:14 PM
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35. They're suckers for
nipples aren't they.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:28 PM
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38. With all that the double entendre implies.
:)
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:07 PM
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28. Hey! I can cook!
:P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:10 PM
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30. You just want to get with my
groove.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:11 PM
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31. I was hoping to get both of you and make it a
threesome, it was your groove's idea not mine, so quit lookin' at me like that :evilgrin:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:13 PM
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33. She's completely incorrigible
I taught her everything she knows.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:14 PM
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34. LMAO, should we start calling you Professor yvr?
:P
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:15 PM
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36. I'm not about to give lessons to everyone
So no.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 02:17 PM
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37. Well, you could just write a column every week
:evilgrin:

Maybe sell subscriptions.

:bounce:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-19-06 03:09 PM
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40. I'd settle for a date who isn't a personality black hole at this point
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