10 Reasons why Beer is Better than Jesus

You can get this on a beer mug here: http://www.evolvefish.com/fish/mugs.html It's my dad's x-mas present. He's gonna LOVE it!

10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Thanks for the late-night laugh!

Is brilliant. :D

I was kinda partial to #6 myself.

And UCLA, you're welcome. :)

You just made my night. Sooooooo funny.

is that he can turn any liquid into beer. :D :) That's why I think he's better than beer.

never mind.

pass me a beer, will ya? I hear that religion is fattening.