Good anti-Bush joke

Tee hee!

An Israeli doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

A Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work."

Five people are in an Airplane and the planes' engine has lost it's engine is going to crash. One's the pilot,one's a nine year old boy, one's a NBA basketball, one's the pope and one is GWB. There are four parachutes the pilot grabs one leaving only three.

The basketball player stands up and says "I'm Kevin Garnett I'm the best basketball player in the world". Grabs a parachute and jumps from the plane.

The Pope says "Oh no there's only two chutes left".

George W Bush stands up and says "I'm the president in the united states of america". He Then jumps out of the plane.

The Pope says "Oh no there's only one chute left". He turns to the nine year old and says "please little boy take the last schute and save your life you are so young and have alot to experience and I am so old and have seen all I need to see in my life".

The nine year old boy says "that's OK padre you can jump too".

The Pope replies "What do you mean little Boy?".

The boy replies "the Moron and Chief grabbed my backpack instead of a chute so you can jump too"

Good one! So much for his pilot training!