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omshanti Donating Member (851 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 11:10 AM
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Sure you can wipe your nose on my tie - but only if you CAPTION!
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 11:13 AM
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1. In an effort to prove my committment to "compassionate conservatism"...
I had this poor black child surgically attached to my left nipple.
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 11:13 AM
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2. Yuck! How much longer do I have
to pretend to like this nig-uh, I mean, African-American, kid and his nappy hair, anyway? Sheesh, the things I have to go through to prove that I consider nigg-uh, I mean, African-Americans, to be human just like me (cough, choke, gag!)
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 11:14 AM
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3. "It's th' dooty uvv awl us white 'Murikans ta take these lil brown folks
'n' be all nice 'n' stuff to 'em. Mebbe git 'em ta vote fer us nex' time 'round.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 11:44 AM
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4. "Oh, wait! You're not one of my nieces? You all look alike.
'member? My pappy said that his grankids were 'the little brown ones over there!'"
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wysimdnwyg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 11:50 AM
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5. WTF???
I told you )(#$*@%#$# to only pose me with white kids, dammit!
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liberalhistorian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 11:50 AM
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6. ROFLMAO!
eom
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BigDaddyLove Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 12:00 PM
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7. "YOU ARE HEALED BOY.......OUT DEVIL !! OUT OUT OUT!!!!!!!"
:evilgrin:
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 12:05 PM
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8. hmm... smells like teen spirit....
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 12:14 PM
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9. Just as I thought....
..no heart.
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 01:17 PM
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10. W: how many more are out there ... glad I only have to do this once ...
... don't send any more in until I've freshened my nose ...
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 07:17 PM
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11. Assholes! Who forgot to disenfect this stinky little shitter?
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uhhuh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 07:39 PM
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12. HMMM
This guy sure has a lot of stuff in his right breast pocket.
I wonder what Cheney's Energy meetings, and August 6 National Security briefing mean?
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LeftCoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 07:41 PM
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13. "I think it's time for a Michael Jackson moment. Don't you, buddy?"
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