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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 05:49 PM
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I love being orgasmic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's good for my prostate.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 05:50 PM
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1. Oops
I was just paying tribute to thermodynamic's tummy troubles - never stopped to think that this subject line's going to be on the front page for everyone to see.

Darn......now I wish I'd worked a yak reference in there, somehow.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 05:56 PM
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2. I bet my prostate's healthier than yours....
So nyaaahhh.:P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:03 PM
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3. Your prost-what? I didn't quite catch that.....
Oh....prostate.

Well, okay, perhaps it is.

But I'm making up for it right now, as I type (drinking copious water...what'd you think?).
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:06 PM
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4. Glad you're on the right track. As for me....
...I've got access to literally millions of web sites on the internet that help out with this exact problem, and I've made sure to make good use of them. I think I've said too much.:evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:26 PM
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9. No, dude. No. You said not enough! Dude?
You forgot to list the millions of websites.

You clown!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:50 PM
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6. Yeah, but...
how's your eyesight...?
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:25 PM
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8. Did you just say something?
I could have sworn I heard something - made the hair on my palms stand up......
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:36 PM
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12. Aha! So! My Anti-Reuben ways have
won me a spot on your ignore list, too! :P
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:44 PM
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15. Nyeh-nyeh nyeh-nyeh-nyeeeehhhhhhh

I heard that.




You'll be the first to know if I ignore you. Harumph.



No, I mean, I didn't actually just say "harumph," like "ha - rumph," but it's just this sound....it's what haughtiness sounds like.

I've been a haughty boy again.....
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:48 PM
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19. Well, golly...
:spank:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:01 PM
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21. Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
That's more like it.
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:03 PM
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23. So....
If I spank you, you like it. If I give you smoochies, you like it. If I pay you any attention at all, I can't lose. :7
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:10 PM
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25. Yes, I'm a simple man,
but I know what I like.

See? My leg's shaking......
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:10 PM
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26. Do you
live in California? - That could be an earthquake.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:29 PM
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27. Why?
Did the Earth move for you, too?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:34 PM
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28. Dude,
given the multi-orgasmic tendencies of chicks, that would have broken California off into the sea.

But no, my leg is not shaking.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:42 PM
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29. Wo. Dude. Beware the power of the female 'personal moment'
But surely this will be sufficient to at least make Rainier tremble....




Oh, my goodness! I'm certainly doing it for me!
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:47 PM
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30. *swoon*
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:51 PM
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31. Uh-oh. She's gonna blow! Quick - head for the Arizona border!!!
Looks like I got the last laugh with that beachfront property I bought in Yuma......
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number9 Donating Member (271 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:14 PM
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5. I'm not here
I'm not watching, I'm not hearing, I'm not reading, I'm not here. I don't exist.
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LuCifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 06:57 PM
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7. DON'T SAY THAT! JOHN ASSCRACK MAY BE MONITORING!!
Man oh man, don't say that! The "orgasm" police are out there!
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:27 PM
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10. Hey, at least I heard that!
Time to get tantric, then.

Not that Asscrop would recognize a climactic moment if he tripped over it.
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Darranar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:32 PM
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11. I don't think the poster has to worry...
any more than he already should. After all, he has us all down for capital punishment anyway for the horrible crime of "disagreeing with Our Great Leader" (gasp!) and denying that all Muslims are the root of all evil.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:38 PM
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14. Well, we're toast, then
Might as well celebrate with a wild and carefree orgy :D

Oh, come on, that is so 1973.....(yes, once again, it seems that I was born too late)
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:38 PM
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13. Three cheers fo the big 0!
The rest is jus Yakademik!
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:44 PM
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16. Or as Opi would say ...
"Come, we go cum".

(Actually, he never did say that, but he would if he could.)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:46 PM
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18. Or maybe "Come Go With Me"
And I can even dance to that one....

But what's Andy Griffith's little kid got to do with it?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:48 PM
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20. Hey now That's enough of that Shiite!
Don't be trashing Gawd's name!(Andy)
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:02 PM
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22. Shiite? What a Sunni disposition you have.
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 09:45 PM
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17. Help! It's a yakademik! Put on your surgical masks!
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-27-03 10:06 PM
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24. Far Worse than the dreaded 'Hong Kong Dong'!
Careful where you dip yo wick!
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