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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:41 PM
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Time for another punch-line thread...
Just the punch line, not the whole joke:

"Rectum? Hell, nearly killed 'em."
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:43 PM
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1. There are more geese in that line.
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Bronco69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:43 PM
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2. Yes, I know,
Dick Cheney didn't want to go either.
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:44 PM
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3. "A Matcommunist"
Which, would be the punchline to "what do you get when you cross 20th century Russia with a walking, smiling ass?"
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:44 PM
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4. "If I Could Walk That Way, I Wouldn't NEED The Talcum Powder."
:-)
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:45 PM
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5. Would I !!!!!!! Hare lip.
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:45 PM
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6. "How Do You Think I Rang the Doorbell?"
:-)
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:46 PM
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7. "It's Cheney's Urine, But Your Wife's Handwriting."
:-)
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:47 PM
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8. "Duuubya.... Gooooo to the theater...!"
:D
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:48 PM
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9. Ok, but tomorrow it's your turn to be in the barrel
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CO Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 02:49 PM
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10. A Ball-Point Banana
"What's yellow and goes 'click-click'?"
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thehonesttruth Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 03:02 PM
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11. okay, you're a cab
love that punch line
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 03:32 PM
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12. Why the long face?
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 04:00 PM
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13. The three of us have to hold the cook still,
he doesn't like it very much.
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Guaranteed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 04:12 PM
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14. "You should see him make donuts."
;-)
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 04:25 PM
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15. I was just going to use that one ...
thinking no one remembers that one.

Cheers
Drifter
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 04:26 PM
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Boy underwear is half off
What does MJ and K-mart have in common.

sorry, I couldn't resist

Cheers
Drifter
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-02-03 04:26 PM
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16. "I lost the hot dog after the second bar."
nm
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