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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:07 PM
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I feel bad for dead bearded guys who aren't Jesus
Even if they make the effort to appear vaguely in some inanimate object, Jesus will get all the credit. Moses must be insane with jealousy every time he tries to make an appearance in a tortilla, for example.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:08 PM
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1. ...
:thumbsup:
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:08 PM
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2. Wasn't moses less of a 'trimmer' than Jesus, anyway?
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:10 PM
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5. So - great big beard, probably not Jesus, huh?
:)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:12 PM
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6. Moses will never come back anyway
Because he's 5'4" and Charlton Heston is 6'3".



(/lennybruce)
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:15 PM
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8. You may have a point
But like, he's fuckin' Moses. He could just lay some stonecold smackdown.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:16 PM
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9. Everyone respects a guy who can perform miracles with his stick
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:17 PM
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11. 'specially when he can
open'er up so wide his whole race gets a crack at passin' through
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:18 PM
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12. Well, I figure he went around parting all sorts of things for practice
Friends, legs, hair, and so on.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:19 PM
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13. You wouldn't wanna
cock something like that up in front of GOD would you? I don't begrudge him the practice.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:10 PM
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3. Honestly, every time someone sees Jesus in an object...
Edited on Sun Feb-26-06 02:10 PM by primate1
I see Rick Rubin.
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:10 PM
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4. How do they know it's not Chuck Norris appearing on things?
He has a beard, and if anyone has the power to appear on sheet metal...it's Chuck!
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:13 PM
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7. Jesus, Moses, Karl Marx, Abraham, Hammurabi, Cyrus,
Charles Darwin, John Corzine...there's a lot of bearded men who COULD be appearing in a puddle of gasoline near you!

And don't forget, for every Holy Mother sighted, there are a ton of people who just see a vagina.
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:16 PM
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10. All this time it was Darwin and Marx reaching us from the grave
I'm sure Christians will find that to be equally inspiring. :)
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:28 PM
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Don't forget all the dead women who aren't Mary
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:28 PM
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14. Kick
:bounce:
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XNASA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Feb-26-06 02:49 PM
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15. I once saw Karl Marx in a cannoli.
I never thought he was Jesus for one second.

But you're right. Most of the dead guys who resemble Jesus are gonna hafta just suck it up. The big guy is gonna get all the cred.
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