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hopein08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-28-06 11:08 PM
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Rethugs in the oddest places...
So I was watching some cheesy show on the Travel Channel yesterday called "Vacation Home Search." In case you haven't seen it, people who can afford half million dollar vacation homes go on and look at three different homes in their city of choice with a camera following.

Well, yesterday, an apparently single seemingly past middle aged Harley loving South Dakotan was looking to buy a vacation home in Branson, Missouri. The annoying real estate agent lady first took him to a swanky house (that would have been way to big for a family vacation home, IMHO, and much too large only for him) that had hot water heating under the floor and all of that. They wandered up to the master bedroom where a key feature was a locked closet. And do you know what the real estate lady said the locked closet was good for?

She said...and I kid you not...

A locked closet is a great feature. For your guns or your Bibles?

There is something seriously wrong with that sentence.

Sorry to rant, I just had to share.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-28-06 11:13 PM
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1. That is Branson, after all
It's home to roving bands of bible thieves. they break into your house and steal bibles for sale on the bible black market.
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:31 AM
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2. Bibles are dangerous weapons you know, just like guns
Don't tell me you've never been beaten over the head with one before. :silly:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:36 AM
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3. Maybe the word "Bibles" is code
for... something.
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:40 AM
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4. Ideal kink storage, too.
Just saying. :shrug:
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