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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:09 AM
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Smoke two joints
She was living in a single room with three other individuals.
One of them was a male and the other two, well, the other two were females.
God only knows what they were up to in there.
And furthermore, Susan, I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoke marijuana cigarettes — reefers.


I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
It makes me feel all right
I smoke two joints in time of peace and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints
And then I smoke two more

Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensimillia
Smoked cigarettes ’til the day she died
Toke a big spliff of some good sensamill...
Easy-e were ya ever caught slippin’?
Hell, no!


Daddy, he once told me, "Son, you be hard-workin’ man
And momma, she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
Then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good, and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

So now I smoke two joints when I get up
In the car I smoke two joints
I smoke two joints at the video game
And at every ten thousand points
I smoke two joints

Come and smoke two joints with me!

Whoa, rock me tonight
Whoa-oh, jah sake
Whoa-oh
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:11 AM
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1. You California hippies.
:eyes:



:hug::loveya:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:15 AM
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3. You called?
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:16 AM
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5. Cool, man....
You never told me you had a van! :loveya:

"Make Love, Not War." :hippie:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:21 AM
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6. Hey, wow!
I've got a van? Far out!

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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:11 AM
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2. well i didn't smoke 2 joints
But i did smoke two bowls :smoke:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:16 AM
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4. What are you suggesting?
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:41 AM
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7. Is it 4:20 yet?
:smoke:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:40 PM
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8. Okay




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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:44 PM
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9. Hey, don't Bogart that doobie! Pass it over....
:smoke:
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BlueStorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:44 PM
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10. I need a joint...n/t
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 05:02 PM
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11. ...on the ceiling if you want me.
Twice on the pipe, however, means you ain't gonna show.
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