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Ron Mexico Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:29 PM
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You're on Death Row. Order your last meal.
This is a watercooler topic in my office because of Monday's episode of "Two and a Half Men."

I'll take a large pizza with pineapple. I'd hate it, so I wouldn't mind dying as much.
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:31 PM
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1. Slow-roasted beef.
Specifically, roasted for at least forty-five years.
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:33 PM
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2. I would request to sing one last song in its entirety
"999 Trillion bottles of beer on the wall"
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:33 PM
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3. I am quite sure I wouldn't be hungry, but I would go
with shrimp fettucine alfredo, some yummy garlic bread, a salad with the works (all the yummy veggies), tiramisu, some hot, just made donuts-glazed. That about covers it!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:35 PM
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4. DON'T FORGET! The maximum you are allowed to spend it 10 bucks
Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 01:36 PM by DS1
So skip the Beef Wellington requests.

Me? I don't want anything. Make a bucket of fried chicken and have a guard give it to the first homeless guy he sees on the way home.
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Squatch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:37 PM
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6. Then I'll have a century egg
with an egg I plant today.
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Ohio Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:36 PM
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5. hmmmm
I think I would have to go with penne pasta with a home made gravy (lots of it) and some garlic bread, then for desert, a whole box of snickers ice cream bars.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:38 PM
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7. Some kind of neverending buffet. Or an everlasting gobstopper.
:-)
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:38 PM
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8. I'll have the "bottomless" salad bowl
Just keep filling that thing up...I'm not done yet.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:43 PM
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11. lol.... make sure there's Jello on that salad bar...
...which there is always rooom for.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:38 PM
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9. french onion soup, duck with plum sauce and cheesecake
i'm lactose intolerant but i'd be having cheese at my last meal and i wouldn't take lactaid just to make it worse for the executioners.
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expatriot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:42 PM
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10. one of two: either a single glass of water or a bowl of"milk and crackers"
I haven't had milk and crackers since I was 7, my mom would eat it all the time as a "treat".

I strive for asceticism.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 01:43 PM
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12. Roast DoDo bird
:evilgrin:
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