You're on Death Row. Order your method of execution.

Squatch

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:41 PM
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You're on Death Row. Order your method of execution.

I would like to be tickled to death by the 2006 Sports Illustrated swimsuit model lineup.

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underpants

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:42 PM
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1. Let's just say

"smothering" and leave it at that

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KittyWampus

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:42 PM
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2. Overdose?

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DS1

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:45 PM
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3. suffocation

while lodged waist deep inside The Princess' throat

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Squatch

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:48 PM
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5. Like this?

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DS1

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Wed Mar-01-06 02:13 PM
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9. Pretty much

Might be wise to strap into a snowboard before hand, just to make SURE I don't get swallowed whole

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Shell Beau

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:46 PM
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4. Um, I'll go the wussy way out with a bottle of

any really potent pain killer or sleeping pill! :shrug:

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Hugin

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:48 PM
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6. Death by ugga-booga!

or Death by life... Whichever lasts longer.

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mikeytherat

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:04 PM
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13. I prefer death by Snoo-Snoo

"Do you want to die like the last men who visited Planet Amazonia?"
"What did they die from?"
"Crushed pelvises."

mikey_the_rat

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Deja Q

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:13 PM
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17. Waaaaaaaaaah! You beat me to it!

:rofl:

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mikeytherat

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:21 PM
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19. Sorry. I cede all Futurama references to the All-Powerful Hypnotoad!

Nice job herding those sheep, by the way.

mikey_the_rat

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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Taxloss

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:53 PM
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7. Old age, please. n/t

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realisticphish

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Wed Mar-01-06 01:55 PM
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8. Death, by time

"You are hereby sentenced to be left alive until dead"

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azmouse

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Wed Mar-01-06 02:15 PM
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10. Death by chocolate!

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jrandom421

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Wed Mar-01-06 02:59 PM
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11. Death By Debauchery!

"You are hereby sentenced to engage in multiple acts of debauchery until death" Works for me.

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ZombieNixon

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:01 PM
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12. Death by blood loss to the brain...

it all went...elsewhere...when the two thousand nude supermodels showed up. :evilgrin:

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johnnie

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:05 PM
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14. Pepsi and Pop Rocks baby...

It's the only way to go. :thumbsup:

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SouthoftheBorderPaul

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:07 PM
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15. That's how we lost dear, little Mikey!

:cry:

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Magrittes Pipe

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:08 PM
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16. Firing Squad

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Metta

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:15 PM
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18. Working for my former bosses.

Now, I'm working on replace what doesn�t work for me around that and seeing how we served each other. I'm grateful for what I went through if only to afford me the opportunity to do what I did to get to here.

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Ryano42

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Wed Mar-01-06 03:41 PM
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20. Death by Faltoyano

Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 04:35 PM by Ryano42

:9 :hide:

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