OMG Best Joke Ever!!!!!!

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

If I read that joke one more time, I swear I'm gonna gouge out my own eyeballs with broken popsicle sticks.

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"


Revenge for the Bazooka:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=4713775#4713887


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a few months ago when I, upon hearing the joke for the first time, innocently said I thought it was hilarious. He (or she, it's so hard to tell) couldn't believe I'd never heard it before, and said some nasty, sarcastic things -- nor did he/she apologize for overreacting afterwards, either.

Everyone who encounters this joke will have done so "for the first time" at least at some point.

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baseball team onboard? :evilgrin:

see this?;)

;-)

ya big meanie...

So you got double-suckered

birthday...

Mine, mine, mine!

(Ya big meanie....:evilfrown: )

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I knew it, I knew it ... and yet ... can't resist ...

Donald Rumsfeld donne le président que le sien quotidiennement mettant au courant. Il conclut en diant : Hier, 3 soldats brésiliens ont été tués.

OH NON ! le Président s'écrie. Cela est terrible !

Son personnel s'assied étourdi à cette exposition d'émotion, regardant nerveusement comme le Président s'assied, la tête en main.

Finalement, le Président cherche et demande, Comment beaucoup sont un brazillion?

better joke...

A man is standing in Washington D.C, waiting for a cab to give him a ride home. But every time a cab stops, the driver asks, "Are you a Democrat or a Republican?" and the man answers,"I'm a Democrat," and the cab drives away.

Finally, a blonde lady in a tube dress drives over and stops the car and asks if he needs a ride. He's getting tired of getting left behind, so when she asks, he lies and says he's a Republican. So he gets in the car and she begins to drive him home. He can't help but stare, as he notices her beautiful face, her lovely dress, her skin, her body, her hair...."STOP THE CAR!" he yells. "I'll walk home!"
The lady looks at him and asks what the problem is, to which he replies, "I've only been a Republican for five minutes, and I ALREADY want to fuck somebody!"

than that Brazillion joke.

I LOVE Monty Python, as I suspect you do too.

Funny joke, thanks for the smile.

And welcome to DU! I think you're going to like it here.

K&R.

oh, and
SNAKES ON A FUCKIN' PLANE, DUDE!

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But they did! And you looked! Optimism, or stupidity? Or Einstein's definition of insanity?

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it was going to be the brazillion joke.

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Dammit! :rofl: The word ubiquitous comes to mind here. :popcorn:

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