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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:16 PM
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Are your cars heavy enough to run over Jesus?
He might show up on the side of a telephone pole someday, and we all know what we have to do if we see Jesus on a telephone pole.. Right?
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:17 PM
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1. Ooooh, - AT&T would definitely raise the rate for that.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:18 PM
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2. Can you hear me *crunch*
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:20 PM
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3. *sniff*
I'll miss you when you go to hell.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:21 PM
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4. Jesus First!
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:22 PM
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5. hang on, I'll go find out
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:35 PM
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6. If Jesus were driving, yes.
He's so damned omnipotent, he could run himself over. All while looking backward from the dashboard.

:headbang:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:36 PM
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7. In Reverse, even
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mwooldri Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 04:45 PM
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8. I got a big rig I could borrow. Is that big enough?
Or do I need to go into WVa and find one of them surface coal mining trucks - you know one of those huge mother....ing trucks (sorry my mouth is in the toilet right now) and use that instead?

Come to think of it, there's enough trees with the words "Pray" and "John 3:16" on them as it is. I'd be causing too much deforestation.

Mark.
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