My New Favorite Joke (don't read if you're a redneck)

amitten

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Wed Mar-01-06 04:43 PM
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My New Favorite Joke (don't read if you're a redneck)

Three third grade boys, one Irish, one Italian, and one redneck, decided to have a "who's weenie is biggest" contest.

The Irish boy whips it out. It is a decent size.

The Italian whips his out. It is also a fairly good size.

The redneck slowly pulls his out. It is by far the largest, and he wins.

Later at dinner, the redneck's Mom wants to know how school went. "Oh, it was okay, Mom. I had a math test and a science quiz, and me and the guys had a "big weenie" contest. And guess what? I won!"

His Mom replies, "Honey, that's because you're twenty-three."

:D Those crazy rednecks!

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In_The_Wind

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Wed Mar-01-06 04:45 PM
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1. .

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Benfea

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Wed Mar-01-06 04:46 PM
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2. Why do rednecks have multiple first names?

One from each potential father-cousin.

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Broken_Hero

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Wed Mar-01-06 05:30 PM
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3. oh my god...

that one is brillant jeeves!...I will definately put that one in my memory warehouse...thanx!...:)

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LostinVA

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Wed Mar-01-06 06:00 PM
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4. I already called my mom and told her!

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bigwillq

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Wed Mar-01-06 06:22 PM
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5. LOL!

That's funny! :rofl:

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Bucky

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Wed Mar-01-06 06:25 PM
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6. Why do you need to specify Irish and Italian kids in that joke?

Wouldn't it work just as well with, say, Korean and Hassidic kids? Or with Zambian and Finnish? I just don't 'get' ethnic jokes 90% of the time. {insert stupid shrug icon here}

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amitten

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Wed Mar-01-06 11:23 PM
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7. Well, I did not create this joke. I'm just sharing it. n/t

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Redstone

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Wed Mar-01-06 11:24 PM
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8. I like it.

Redstone

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SofaKingLiberal

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Wed Mar-01-06 11:25 PM
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9. How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his cousin in the jaw.

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amitten

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Thu Mar-02-06 01:13 AM
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10. Fantastic! That SO tops my original joke! n/t

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terrya

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Thu Mar-02-06 05:49 AM
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11. Locking

Inappropriate

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