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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 05:55 PM
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I have now fucking seen EVERYTHING while driving!
Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 05:55 PM by matcom
driving home from work. got behind a guy (we were doing about 30) in an SUV. follow him for about a mile.

he started shaving.

nooooooooo NOT with a cordless electric razor.

shaving cream and a razor. lathered his face right up (squirted it in his hand while we were at a light) and pulled out his razor and started shaving.

after every stroke he held his razor out the window and shook the excess shaving cream off.

i lost him when he took the onramp for the highway, still shaving :eyes:

shaving.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 05:57 PM
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1. Jesus shaves
:patriot:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:27 PM
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27. Really?
Damn. I got that wrong. I thought...

oh, never mind.
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 07:17 AM
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35. But Owen scores off the rebound...
...oh, wait. :crazy:
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 05:59 PM
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2. oh thats bad...
actually pretty scary :scared:
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:00 PM
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3. **snarf** That sounds like it belongs on "Matcom News"
:rofl: :spray: :rofl:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:21 PM
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4. Bah, that's nothing . . . now if he'd been using a STRAIGHT razor, THAT
would be news.

Hit a pothole, POOF, decapitated. Then we'd be talkin' a true Matcom story! :P
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:25 PM
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8. I once watched a man construct a set of gallows in the passenger seat
and hang himself on 495 South :P
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:28 PM
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9. Buahahaha, that doesn't beat my guy who built an electric chair
by wiring his cigarette lighter to a large transformer :evilgrin:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:39 PM
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14. My only question is
if he was on the Pike, would the state go after his family for the 70 cents he didn't pay at his exit?
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:46 PM
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19. They'd just recycle the copper from the wiring in his vehicle
:P
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wain Donating Member (803 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:22 PM
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5. Gross!
Can't top that. I've seen people reading newspapers and applying makeup. Even seen some acting as if they were in the office, reading memos, shuffling paper at 60 mph.

Wonder where he was going, needing to shave on the way from work?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:22 PM
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6. Hello!
Welcome to DU! :hi:
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wain Donating Member (803 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:40 PM
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15. thanks!
Enjoying myself. Think I'm going to like it here!
:thumbsup:
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:44 PM
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18. It's a fun place!
Just get involved in a lot of the threads. Get to know people. Most people are really nice here! :)
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:24 PM
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7. I once watched what I thought was a severe alignment problem
on a BMW turn out to be a lady filing her nails while holding the steering wheel drive past me.

The whole car was shaking left-right-left-right. Amazing.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:20 PM
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25. i draw the line at ANYTHING past masturbating
while hitting the highway

the rest is just dangerous
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:29 PM
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10. I'd hardly call riding your little scooter....
"driving."
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:42 PM
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16. It's stunt-riding - ("we" were doing about 30)
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:33 PM
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11. How about reading a newspaper while driving?
I've seen that one more than once -- driver drapes the newspaper over the steering wheel and reads while driving. Jebus, but some people ought to be permanently banned from getting behind the wheel of a car!
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:43 PM
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17. There was that story up in your area
about the woman who was driving and she looked at the map and BAM! killed a whole family when the traffic stopped. :(
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 07:19 AM
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36. It's like "I have to find out what's going on RIGHT NOW."
:banghead:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:34 PM
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12. Relax,
you're on 'Candid Camera!' Not.

But perhaps it's a bit more stylish then to watch people digging for oil in there nostrils while driving. :puke:
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LisaL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:36 PM
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13. Aren't car accidents a leading cause of death in the US?
Not surprising at all.
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Merrick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:48 PM
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20. I did my taxes while driving home yesterday
hit a kid on a bike AND owe the feds $140. Crap!!!
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:52 PM
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21. you get $40 for the kid
see, it really isn't so bad :D
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:26 PM
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26. Man, don't post stuff like that
while I'm eating.

I damned near choked on a mess o' ramen.

:rofl:
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Callalily Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 06:58 PM
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22. Oh, now that's bad!
I saw a guy on the freeway stand on the seat of his motor cycle, clipping at about 65. Very scary.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:14 PM
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23. that's nothing...
I once was behind a woman who was giving herself a Brazilian while driving her Volvo.
She waxed eloquently...
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:27 PM
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28. I once drove a '48 Cadillac
I was waxing nostalgic.









:hide:
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Shine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:18 PM
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24. Wild story. I've seen people brushing their teeth while driving, too.
Personal hygiene at the wheel. :eyes:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:28 PM
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29. I once saw a naked truck driver spanking the monkey.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 09:01 PM
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31. I've once been riding as the A-Driver (assistant) on a military
5-ton down a highway in Hawaii when we pulled along side a really hot chick in a convertible with her skirt hiked up around her waist and her hands down her panties :bounce:
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TallahasseeGrannie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 07:14 AM
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34. Some things just make like worth living
don't they? The truck driver, however, was really ugly and hairy. But he was having a GOOD time!
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RebelOne Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 07:35 PM
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30. At one time, I was driving alongside a guy who was beating
on his steering wheel with drum sticks. He was using both hands and I just wonder how he was keeping the car on the road. I mean, this was for about 2 miles down the road. I can only assume he was steering the car with his knees. Then another time, I was behind a lady who was applying mascara while using her rear view mirror. This was while she was driving down the road.
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 09:07 AM
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38. Hey
I think that's *my* drummer! He says drive time is the only time that he gets to practice, in his busy schedule...
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 09:07 PM
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32. OH YEAH?
A month ago, I'm driving down a 4 lane road. A woman in a fucking gargantuan SUV pulls out into the street, going the wrong way on my side, while using a cell phone and drinking coffee.
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-01-06 09:13 PM
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33. Stone me, that's worse than the guy I saw with playing cards
Edited on Wed Mar-01-06 09:15 PM by Redstone
fanned out in his hand (between his face and the steering wheel) while doing 80 on I-95...

I don't think anyone can top your sighting. At least I hope not.

Redstone
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bbernardini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 08:44 AM
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37. I was JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS.
I saw a guy shaving with an electric razor on my way to work, and I was wondering if anybody had ever seen somebody shaving in the manner you described. Now I know.
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-02-06 09:24 AM
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39. This could sure make a righteous copycat!
:popcorn:
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