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The Lone Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 12:05 AM
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Anyone know where to hell Alice went?


A limousine drove up and she left, the woman owes me some money! Lived next door to her for twenty-four years and she don’t even say goodbye. Sh** anybody know where Alice went?
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 12:07 AM
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1. Down the rabbit hole,
Silly!
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 12:15 AM
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3. I should know
She followed me home.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 12:11 AM
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2. alice
doesn't live here anymore? :shrug:


dp
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 12:15 AM
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4. I guess this means .......
we can't "Go Ask Alice."
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 06:38 AM
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5. Maybe she went to Alice's restaurant???
I hear you can get anything you want there...
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 07:34 AM
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7. including Alice?
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Jeff in Cincinnati Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 09:50 AM
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10. Excepting Alice...
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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 07:00 AM
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6. Tender young Alice?
--bkl
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Limbought Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 07:57 AM
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8. I asked my Grandmother this morning .......
she told me, that Alice went to hell in a handbasket.
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noonwitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 08:43 AM
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9. There once was a girl named Alice
My mom told me this limerick once:


There once was a girl named Alice
who used dynamite for her phallus
they found her vagina
in North Carolina
and her ass is somewhere in Dallas.
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-03-03 09:50 AM
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11. Who the f is Alice?!
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