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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 02:03 AM
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My butt hurts. Does anyone want to rub it?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 02:04 AM
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1. I heard Rev_Acts wanted to volunteer!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 02:05 AM
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3. Other way around.
*I* volunteered to rub *her* butt! :bounce:
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 02:04 AM
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2. Will a genii pop out
and give me three wishes?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 02:06 AM
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4. Only if you feed me beans and wear a gas mask.
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Atmashine Donating Member (476 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 07:28 AM
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7. lol!
Sign me up!
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 02:11 AM
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5. I think this thread would get more responses if I were female.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 07:15 AM
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6. I'll rub it good
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 07:46 AM
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8. (Goes to profile, checks gender) No. -nt
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 07:55 AM
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9. I'm afraid
You may be under 21.
It would be a totally innocent butt rub but why risk complications.
Can I see your drivers license so I can proof you first.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 09:49 AM
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10. I'll rub it, but
I won't kiss it.
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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-07-06 09:57 AM
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11. bend over baby!
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