Okay, fess up!! Why are you a liberal?

Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:35 AM
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Poll question: Okay, fess up!! Why are you a liberal?

:popcorn:

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terrya

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:36 AM
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1. The gay agenda, baby

I like those small appliances each month. Woo-hoo!

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:40 AM
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2. I knew it!

You're totally trying to convert Rick Santorum and his kids over to homosexuality, aren't you?

STOP TEMPTING HIM WITH THOSE BOX TURTLES, DAMNIT!!! :-) :hide: :popcorn:

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bumblebee1

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Wed Mar-08-06 02:16 AM
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73. Wait a minute!!!

I thought Sanscrotum was into dogs. You mean I'm keeping my sheltie away from him for nothing?

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LynneSin

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:47 AM
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10. You know, I saw Brokeback Mountain finally on Sunday...

...and I think it made me into a gay man!!!

(Which is pretty darn good since I went in as a straight female)

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Atmashine

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:42 AM
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3. All of the above

This is an awesome poll, I must get my Gay Atheist Al Qaeda Union brothers to take it. Solidarity!

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:44 AM
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6. Post this on the Al Jazeera forums too for me.

All of our brethren must see this!! :bounce:

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underpants

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:42 AM
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4. I dry hump mailboxes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberalism

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:43 AM
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5. I thought about doing that many times...

they're just standing there asking for it, looking all sexy like that... :hide:

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underpants

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:51 AM
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12. no kidding

:spank:

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taterguy

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:45 AM
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7. so I'll have a chance with Susan Sarandon if she ever leaves Tim

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:52 AM
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13. 10 years ago, I'd have joined you.

But... Tim's a good guy. He can have her now. :-)

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Heidi

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:47 AM
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8. I love humanity

and want to eliminate suffering. That's the liberal way. :hi:

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:51 AM
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11. It really wasn't... ummm...

serious? :hi:

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Heidi

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:56 AM
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15. I get that now.

I'm having an off week. Like, my brain's off. I'm about this close to starting one of those "I need a hug" threads. x(

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:58 AM
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17. Well, here, I'll do a pre-emptive strike

:hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug::hug:

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Heidi

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:59 AM
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21. Holy cow!

I'm gonna have to go have a cigarette now. :evilgrin:

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:35 AM
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29. Smoke one for me!!

:evilgrin:

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Heidi

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:42 AM
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33. Will do.

I'm glad those hugs were good for you, too, Vash. :evilgrin:

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Strong Atheist

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:58 AM
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18. .

:hug:

That was my week LAST week. Hope your week improves...

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Heidi

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:00 AM
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24. Thank you, my friend.

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hfojvt

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:28 PM
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45. I still think

you gave a good answer. :hug:

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Heidi

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:41 PM
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52. Yeah, I guess it was a good answer

for a dork who's brain-dead at midweek. That's me. Yep. That's me.

Thanks for the hug, my friend. It's exactly what I needed. Wanna waltz? :hug:

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Lavender Brown

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:47 AM
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9. I was brainwashed by college professors

"Liberal Arts" indeed.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:53 AM
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14. That's what you get for getting yerself edjicated.

:spank:

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hfojvt

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:33 PM
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48. actually I was a young Republican when I started college

and a young socialist when I graduated. I blame Reagan and Jesse Jackson too. Reagan was such a bumbling idiot in the 1984 debates (probably not his fault though, just early Alzheimers). Jesse gave a great speech at the 1984 Dem convention and was hilarious on SNL. And that was my senior year of college too, when I was soooo vulnerable.

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Orsino

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:56 AM
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16. I was abused by liberal college professors...

...and will not rest until all the nation bows to the Homosexual Agenda.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:59 AM
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20. Clearly, all college professors are gay too.

Why else would THEY be liberal, being the bastions of information that they are?

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Orsino

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:38 AM
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32. Not yet, Brother...

...but they will be, Goddess willing.

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riona

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Tue Mar-07-06 09:58 AM
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19. never a dull moment

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:00 AM
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22. Welcome to DU!!!

Glad to have you on board, you Al Qaeda loving, gay union welfare king/queen, you!! :bounce: :party: :toast: :yourock:

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Heidi

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:04 AM
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26. Best. Welcome. _Evah_.

:rofl: :spray:

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DanCa

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:00 AM
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23. Superman Comic books and Christopher Reeve's influence.

Edited on Tue Mar-07-06 10:00 AM by DanCa

Who says you can't learn from comic books?

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:01 AM
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25. Christopher Reeves was just lazy.

He could've gotten out of that chair if he really wanted to, but he was a liberal just looking for an excuse. :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

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LaraMN

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:11 AM
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27. Better T-shirts.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:16 AM
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28. Yeah, but we don't wear those during our large, never ending orgies.

You know, cuz we're godless and all.

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miss_american_pie

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:37 AM
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30. Other

I was raised by one of those man-hating feminists. ;)

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:38 AM
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31. That's redundant.

"man-hating feminists" ;-)

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miss_american_pie

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:48 AM
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34. LOL

touche

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IronLionZion

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:50 AM
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35. Lost my 'nads in an unfortunate quail hunting accident

and was subsequently indoctrinated into the vast left-wing conspiracy. That and my taste for eating small kittens has made me a natural recruit for the liberal agenda. They took advantage of me when I was vulnerable.

:silly:

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malmapus

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:06 PM
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36. Because of my parents and experience in the Army

I give quite a bit of credit to my folks for my upbringing. Plus the things I saw in my time in service while on deployments and what not, kinda opened up my eyes to the world and our country and what it could be or rather should be.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:16 PM
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39. Thanks for sharing that and all...

...but this wasn't really serious.

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malmapus

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:17 PM
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40. I know =D

Actually almost went with Al-Queda but I just hate Amurika :D

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kmla

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:08 PM
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37. Because 'conservative' takes too long to spell....

and because I think William F. Buckley has bad hair.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:15 PM
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38. You MUST be a lazy union worker!!

That's pretty impressive credentials you got there!! :bounce:

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Initech

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:23 PM
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41. Somewhere between Communisto Sympatico and lazy union worker

:popcorn:

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:28 PM
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44. So... you're gay?

:popcorn:

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Initech

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:54 PM
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56. Uh.................... no. Sorry.

:popcorn:

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:54 PM
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57. In Al Qaeda?

:popcorn:

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Initech

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Tue Mar-07-06 02:14 PM
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58. I said I was communisto!

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edbermac

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:25 PM
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42. God gave me a brain...

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:28 PM
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43. Nuh-uh, moran.

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Squeech

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:31 PM
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46. And now for something completely different

A serious answer.

For me, the bottom line is that societies that enforce "thoughtcrime" do crappy art. I want good art.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:32 PM
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47. Boooooooooooooooooooooo.

Yer anser suXXorz. :P

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Squeech

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:35 PM
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49. Neener neener

and your father smells of elderberries :hi:

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Random_Australian

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Wed Mar-08-06 03:06 AM
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76. Don't forget that

his mother was a hamster!

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leftofthedial

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:35 PM
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50. because I value people more than money

except repukes. if there was a bounty on repukes, I'd go for the dough.

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warrens

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:39 PM
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51. I'm an elitist media egghead...

Who along with my fellow travelers has total contempt for those who actually have to work for a living, creating wealth while I sneer at their work ethic.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:48 PM
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55. Best answer!!

:rofl:

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Kali

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:43 PM
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53. Hahaha got me

was preparing my pretentious, arrogant attitude re: I care about other people - would rather waste money on a million welfare queens than a dime killing foriegners....guess I hate Amerika and well, all of the above....

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 01:48 PM
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54. All your base are belong to ME!!

:evilgrin:

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argyl

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:03 PM
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59. I'm a muni employee.Pretty close to unionized.I also prefer smart women

who are compassionate and open minded.Actually, I prefer people of all gender with those traits.

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XemaSab

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:06 PM
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60. Man hating feminist here!

If any men are reading this post, you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck you suck I hate you you suck!!!!!!!!

:grr:

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billyskank

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:13 PM
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64. ...

:loveya:

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KitchenWitch

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:08 PM
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61. Threadjack warning!

so, how is that webcam of yours?

:evilgrin:

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:13 PM
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63. It's actually Vash the Gal's new cellphone camera.

Since my name is neither Kid Rock nor Scott Stapp, any alleged videos will NOT be leaked to the public. :evilgrin:

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KitchenWitch

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:22 PM
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65. dang!

was looking to add you to the "collection"

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northzax

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:09 PM
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62. other- it's for the chicks

we get the good liberal chicks, and sometimes the hot slumming conservative ones, looking to take a walk on the wildside.

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Burma Jones

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:36 PM
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66. Because I'm an Elitist

and I sneer at everything "Heartland" - except Sweet Tea and Chicken Fried Steak.....

Because I spit on Branson, MO

Because I really really really despise unsophisticated White People

Because I shun American cars

You Know, all the usual reasons.........

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Dukkha

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:38 PM
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67. piss off my parents

now they don't mention me to friends & relatives :evilgrin:
that'll show them!

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mvd

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Tue Mar-07-06 03:44 PM
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68. Why, I must be a Soviet Commie

I think the rich should pay their fair share - which is even more than they paid under Clinton.

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Nikia

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Tue Mar-07-06 04:17 PM
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69. I watched the Lorax in kindergarten

I have been a liberal ever since.

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Nicholas D Wolfwood

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Tue Mar-07-06 04:18 PM
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70. Is that an Al Qaeda training video?

:popcorn:

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Nikia

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Tue Mar-07-06 04:50 PM
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71. No silly, it was made from the Dr. Seuss book

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lorax

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Generator

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Tue Mar-07-06 10:04 PM
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72. For the endless unprocreative sex and easy drugs

JEEZ, didya have to ask?

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bumblebee1

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Wed Mar-08-06 02:21 AM
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74. I feel everyone should get a fair shake in life.

I believe in equal opportunity in everything from education to jobs. Everyone should have affordable health care and prescriptions. Each person should be the ones to make the decisions on their lives. I even believe in the separation of church and state. Yes, I am an equal opportunity political harrasser. I laughed at both Clinton and Bush jokes.

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WCGreen

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Wed Mar-08-06 02:23 AM
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75. Just to pick up chicks.....

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Katherine Brengle

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Wed Mar-08-06 03:20 AM
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77. All I can say is, I love you-----> all of you!

Edited on Wed Mar-08-06 03:23 AM by Katherine Brengle

:rofl: + :hug: + :grouphug:

(edit to add everyone after reading all of the replies, lol)

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NMMNG

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Wed Mar-08-06 03:21 AM
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78. Because having a big stick up my butt all the time would be too painful,

and hating everyone but those exactly like me would get boring after five minutes.

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Wed Mar-08-06 04:15 AM
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79. Admitted Commie Pinko Scum

n/t

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