Favorite kind of nut?

I know the wingnuts are, but not cashews.

Wingnuts. Oh so tasty steel.... mmmmmm....

(I'm actually saying 'mmmmm' cos that's all I can say with broken teeth)

Had to say it.

:D

I love nuts, but especially the ones with maple frosting.

:silly:

And it used to drive my mother crazy, because she used to say, "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts," and the joke was that we lived in Pine Nut, and I think that's what put it in my mind at that point. So she would hear me in the other room, and she'd just start yelling. I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut. Pine nut, which is a nut, but it's also the name of a town. Pistachio nut. Red pistachio nut. Natural, all natural white pistachio nut.
--Harlan Pepper, "Best in Show"

Just reading it I'm laughing out loud.


Edit: just to note that this is post #910 for me: "The One After 909." Good night, John and George.