I am back from my sabbatical/martial arts training

Zuni

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:10 AM
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I am back from my sabbatical/martial arts training

I learned the art of ninjitsu from a wise old ninja master. Now I can kill people with my bare hands and am stealthy like the night. Ask away

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progmom

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:16 AM
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1. how many people have you killed?

and what did you do with sundog? :(

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Zuni

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:24 AM
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3. I can't say

killing is technically illegal, so I am not going to be a fool and answer that question on the internet. But I'll give you a hint---it was more than three and less than 5 and they all deserved it

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Misunderestimator

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:39 AM
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10. You didn't answer what you did with Sundog!

:cry:

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:21 AM
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2. Have we met?

:shrug:

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Zuni

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:29 AM
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4. I'm sad

and I missed you. Yes, we knew each other. We had our little fling. I cannot believe you didn't remember me

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:31 AM
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5. *slaps forehead* Now I remember!!!!!

How've you been? I was just wondering about you the other day.

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Zuni

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:34 AM
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7. I had a lot of personal issues to deal with

and DU was also not a friendly place for a while---a lot of acrimony, so I avoided it. But I decided to drop by and say hello to all of my comrades here.

It is nice to see you are still here :hi:

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Midlodemocrat

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:35 AM
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9. I am, with my little grey man friend again.

I really like DU, but I can totally sympathize with your feelings. Things get weird here every once in a while.

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XNASA

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:32 AM
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6. How big is your sword? nt

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Zuni

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:35 AM
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8. that, sir, is a closely guarded trade secret

but it is fully capable of cutting straight through a shetland pony (I know from experience)

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Commie Pinko Dirtbag

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:49 AM
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11. What are those little smokebombs made of? -nt

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crispini

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Fri Mar-10-06 10:56 AM
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12. So are we now ready to re-establish the lounge dictatorship?

All Hail Zuni!

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