I love porn.

Yes I do.

because I find it really really scary

scaaaaaary...

Link, please.

I'll leave that for you. :)

Yeah.

I'm a danger to the rights of women everywhere.

or trying to rub one out. :yoiks:

;-)

I would rather say that I like erotica......

It has a nicer ring to it, don't you think?


:rofl:

Cause hell no.

alone or in groups.
:popcorn:

I have to go.
:(

I really do. :evilgrin: There isn't anything wrong with that!

:hi:

Porn makes me want to do drugs. I threw away and deleted all my porn when I cleaned up! It's called PnP and it will ruin your life.

What's called PnP?

Porn makes me want to do things, but drugs is not one of them.

i was hornier than i had partners when i got clean and sober.

cocaine
crystal meth
and alcohol

i was a new man in the horn dawg department.
and trust me -- i was always slutty.

I have to have viagra and I am only 38!

It's code for doing meth and having sex. During PnP sessions there is always porn playing. That is why I don't look at porn anymore. This meth is destroying my community! I have been quit for a year and a half but my counterparts keep on using. It's truly tragic.

i used intravenously.

for cocaine and crystal.

it was a bitch -- thank god for detox.

i had to get new friends. sober ones.

fortunately there are plenty of fun loving and very happy and horny{even using viagra} sober gay folk out there.

Yeah, my brother is an attorney and he PnPs by shooting up. He is gonna lose it all and we can't stop him. You are lucky, you got clean the first try. Most meth addicts LOVE going to jail and they LOVE going to rehab because they can get rested and fat to go out and use again.

before it took.

but i was flat out looney tunes when i got sober -- i mean a street walking and talking kinda looney tunes.
and not making sense and talking to shit that wasn't there., etc.

so when i got cleaned up -- i was very, very grateful.

there's a lot more -- we won't get into it here.

suffice it to say -- i am one happy sober mother fucker!

and I am happy for me because I have been clean from the shit for a year and half. I still smoke weed and drink beer, but it's nothing like doing meth.

I suppose. :shrug:

I've been enjoying since I was 5 years old!

:+ :bounce: :+ :puke:

KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For porn!
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good

I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For porn
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR PORN!!


Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE AND GUYS
PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

ROB
That’s correct.

KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for porn!
KATE
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your dick and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!