Mayor Wants Nude Cycle Race Called Off Due To Lack Of Helmets

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WELLINGTON, New Zealand --The mayor of a New Zealand town wants a nude cycling race to be called off -- because the participants won't be wearing helmets.

John Hurley, mayor of the Tasman District on New Zealand's South Island, said police would look like "fools" if they allowed the race to go ahead for the third straight year, in spite of the objection of local residents.

Police said they had queried the legality of the race and found they can take no action.

"We have taken advice on the legality of their proposed action and have been advised that it falls short of an offense," Sergeant Arthur Clarence said Friday.

About 100 people are expected to take part in the "clothing optional" race Sunday around Golden Bay on the southern tip of New Zealand's South Island. The race aims to promote safe cycling and alternative energy.

Hurley said police should enforce laws which require all cyclists to wear safety helmets.

"They have ridden bikes in the past down the road with no crash helmets, no nothing on and people say that's a double standard," he said.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/03/10/mayor_wants_nude_cycle_race_called_off?mode=PF

So much skin could get caught in the spokes!

but how does a gentleman-person bicycle naked without a painful injury or, ahem, chafing?

I mean, ow...