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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:25 PM Original message

Chameleons are amazing...

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:26 PM Response to Original message

1. Not even two months and posting the Brazilian joke already

:spank:

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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:28 PM Response to Reply #1

2. Not even two months, and almost 300 posts, but then again

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:29 PM Response to Reply #2

3. ppfft, that's nothing, did you know that...

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Richard Steele (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:31 PM Response to Reply #2

4. OK, THAT one was frickin' INSPIRED!

But I guess it's easy for you. Since you are upside down, you get a lot more blood to your brain than we do, right?

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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:35 PM Response to Reply #4

5. Thanks for the complement, you're not so bad yourself...

BTW, (NO! I'M NOT ABOUT TO LAUCNH INTO THE BRAZILLION JOKE! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM!) Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" HAHA! I SPELT IT "LAUCNH" ON PURPOSE!

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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:42 PM Response to Reply #5

6. Bwahahahahaha! Sorry, folks but it looks like

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:51 PM Response to Reply #6

7. whoa, whoa, whoa; that's not the 1/2 of it...

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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Random_Australian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:57 PM Response to Reply #7

8. I've got it! To make the Brazillion joke funny you have to get people to

read the first bit before they realise what it is! Will work on that! g2g, cya!

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bridgit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore

Sat Mar-11-06 05:58 PM Response to Reply #8

9. YOU my friend are so correct as to be factual...

Donald Rumsfeld was giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" :rofl:

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