Who else is deadly afraid of baloney? - Democratic Underground

JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:36 PM
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Who else is deadly afraid of baloney?

Edited on Sun Jul-27-03 11:37 PM by JohnKleeb

I am. :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
It smells funny and once I got it on my hands and they smelled awful.
Help me
I am so scared :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:
on edit no I am not a vegaterian.

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ReadTomPaine

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:37 PM
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1. This is the wrong era to be afraid of baloney.

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:39 PM
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2. I am afraid of right wingers too Paine

:scared: :scared:
Oh no right wingers eating baloney oh my god.

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Karenina

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Mon Jul-28-03 07:34 AM
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46. Are you talking about that Italian guy who

visited the pig farm? Didn't the *dimson say his name was Slivio Berloni??? ;-)

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KCDem

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:39 PM
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3. I don't understand it.

I'm not afraid of it... I just don't get it. Why would anyone settle for that? Eww.

(altho', in my mammal-eating days... I guess I occasionally enjoyed that baloney with cheese in it).

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:40 PM
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5. Its a joke kinda I dont like it and I eat meat

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boilerbabe

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:44 AM
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39. Meat is Murder

Hey, hunny, think about it...look at the post regarding working in a meat packing plant. Well, the less you have to do with killing animals, the better off you are. Ok that sounds really sanctimonious...since I have like leather clothing, etc...and it is really hard to be conscious of it. It has to be the most difficult thing to become purist on it all...have been trying but the Doc Maartens I have been wearing for the last 10 yrs are leather. Just think and work on it. XXXXOOOO
The boilerbabe

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Enraged_Ape

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Mon Jul-28-03 07:35 AM
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47. Does bologna come from animals?

I really don't know where the hell it comes from.

Anyway, nitrosamines and gouty arthritis are enough to scare me away from it.

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leftofthedial

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:40 PM
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4. do you mean the kind that comes in plastic packages

in the refrigerator section of the grocery store?

Or the kind spewed by the mainstream media?

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:40 PM
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6. any kind shiver

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foxy

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:41 PM
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7. How can one be afraid of what happens everyday?

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:44 PM
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10. the food not what goes on

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foxy

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:56 PM
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19. What is the difference?

I'm lost?

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:57 PM
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20. baloney- the lunch meat and baloney- nonsense I hate both

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foxy

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:05 AM
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22. Hopefully my last statement for the night--I'm tired

I wish we could come up with a candidate that could meet in the middle of repubs--and--dems--and maybe we could have peaceful filled world..maybe.
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It is at least a good dream......................
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..sweet dreams everyone..especially you rbnyc.

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:08 AM
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23. night foxy and I hope rbync feels better

Now I love this

and all to top it off

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foxy

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:11 AM
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24. that's what I was scared of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:15 AM
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26. aww its good better than smelly baloney

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Syrinx

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:42 PM
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8. Get the kind from the grocery store "deli"...

With the jalepeno peppers. And have them slice it ever so thin. It's pretty tasty.

My 1,000th post is about baloney. That's appropriate, I think. :)

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:43 PM
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9. congrats to you and I havent ever had that

now if you wanna not scare me get me some summer sasuage and horse radish yum.

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Occulus

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:47 PM
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12. Ever seen sausage made?

If you ever have, you'd never want to eat it again. Seriously.

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:48 PM
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13. no

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Syrinx

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:56 PM
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18. I saw Emeril make some on foodtv

Didn't look so bad.

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boilerbabe

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:35 AM
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33. Sinclair Lewis!

I would never want to see sausage made, never had a hot dog, I can't believe so many people ingest this stuff (not that I am a purist in the food area...but why would anyone eat an animal???) I have some brochures from an animal activist society that I am afraid to disseminate....
Have you read "the Jungle" by Sinclair Lewis? It is an untintentional call to arms against meat eating and processing...he intended it to be a "wake up" call for workers in the processing plants (which also needs to be addressed in this time and age, too), but oh well...it is heart-breaking...READ IT!!

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Syrinx

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:52 PM
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15. What about "blood sausage?"

Is that what it sounds like?

I watched an old "Galloping Gourmet" show and he cooked some, but he didn't explain what it was. Doesn't sound too good.

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:52 PM
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16. I dont know but I love summer sausage

in fact I should go to giant or somewhere get me some and get some horseradish yummers.,

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Mon Jul-28-03 01:42 PM
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48. Congrats syrinx9999!!

Welcome to the 4 digit club!! :toast:

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Syrinx

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Mon Jul-28-03 10:27 PM
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50. Thanks!

Just checked my bookmarks.

Thanks for the brew!

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Insider

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:46 PM
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11. LOL 'Thread of the Week' nominee

good luck in the new week. classic...

"people who have trouble with lunch meat, on the NEXT geraldo"

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JohnKleeb

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:48 PM
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14. heh thanks

Actually I like most lunch meat but I have been deadly afraid of baloney for a long time and you know what also scares me lunchables.

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boilerbabe

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:39 AM
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35. Lunch meat, whatever

Yeah I have trouble with lunch meat...can't figure out how to insert it into my orifices. So maybe you could help? The shit keeps folding over, and maybe it serves no useful purpose? Oh help me, hunny...otherwise I find myself quite bereft of direction!!

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:40 AM
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37. I just flat out fear baloney

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Insider

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:43 AM
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38. but seriously

"caller, if you coat it with mayo, and use a good, strong rye, baloney CANNOT hurt you. you must be using yellow mustard."

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:46 AM
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40. I am like the guy from green eggs and ham on baloney

cept I will never like it now fetch me some summer sausage, some horshradish, and a glass of milk ok.

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Insider

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:48 AM
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41. no problem

sir, just step away from the sandwich, and leave it for those professionals who can stomach that type of thing.

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:48 AM
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42. sure

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lpbk2713

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Sun Jul-27-03 11:55 PM
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17. Abalone......

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:03 AM
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21. the evil creature help me

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Insider

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:17 AM
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28. in hushed tones...

announcer:
ladies & gentlemen, john follows thru with a spectacular visual display of the so-called 'meat' in question. if the discussion was not clear before, the 'in your face' approach works.

commentator:
that's right, chet. john k. makes a clear statement with the visual. in fact, i think i'll skip lunch today. (laughter)

announcer:
and now a word from our ex-sponsor, oscar mayer.

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leftist_rebel1569

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:14 AM
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25. They're coming for you kleeb.

Watch under your bed....

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:16 AM
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27. shut up shut up shut up

I am afraid
I am so scared.

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Insider

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:25 AM
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29. let's go to the dictionary, chet

ba·lo·ney2 also bo·lo·ney ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-ln)
n. Slang
Nonsense.

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Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

and goodnight.

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:27 AM
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30. try bologna

shiver

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Insider

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:38 AM
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34. grinning from ear to ear

nothing like a good smile before bed. thanks, john.

may you have celery and cauliflower dreams.

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:40 AM
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36. no problem I have been dying to start a thread about it

expect a poll soon too heh. I have always been afraid of it.

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boilerbabe

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:27 AM
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31. Even worse...fried Balony

I am a vegetarian, though not very strict...but once upon a time many yrs ago, when we were stoners, my brother attempted to fry balony (did I misspell this word, it looks funny) anyway...it stunk worse than anything I can think of (even worse than dead cats, and I have never attempted to fry them...)

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 12:29 AM
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32. Baloney

fried baloney thats like murder to me shiver. I am a vegetarian period BB I eat all kinds of meat because you saw my summer sausage gif.

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OrdinaryTa

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Mon Jul-28-03 01:22 AM
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43. Ever Eat a Hot Dog?

Baloney and hot dogs are the same thing, the only difference is the size of the casing. You could look it up!

Nitrates are good for your complexion. They make your breath smell good, and they relax you so you're pleasant to be with. You can't look that up, you'll just have to trust me.

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 01:38 AM
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44. but hot dogs are better ta and actually smell good

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Spirochete

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Mon Jul-28-03 05:20 AM
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45. Not afraid of bologna

Though I am very cautious in it's presence. Liverwurst, on the other hand, just terrifies me.

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newyawker99

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Mon Jul-28-03 01:43 PM
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49. Congrats VacSouthpaw!!

You have escaped from the 700 club!! :bounce:

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jonnyblitz

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Mon Jul-28-03 10:30 PM
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51. Imagine how nasty baloney is to a vegan or even a vegitarian if a

carnivore like you even gets grossed out by it , JohnKleeb!! :hi:

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JohnKleeb

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Mon Jul-28-03 10:32 PM
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52. yep jon

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bicentennial_baby

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Mon Jul-28-03 10:34 PM
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53. Agreed!

That amalgamated mystery meat is nasty! :bounce:

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