George Bush bought three new cows... - Democratic Underground

Lochloosa

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Mon Mar-13-06 10:12 AM
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George Bush bought three new cows...

...and as he led them onto his Crawford ranch, his Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said "Nice cows, SIR!"

W replied "These are not just cows, these are authentic Texas Black Angus cows! I got one for Laura, one for Barbara and one for Jenna."

The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said "Nice trade, SIR!"

Stolen from Atman to replace the "B" Joke....http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x644709

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Benfea

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Mon Mar-13-06 10:14 AM
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1. We don't need to replace the Brazillion joke.

We need to nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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Craig3410

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Mon Mar-13-06 10:18 AM
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2. Fine by me...

this one's better anyway.

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