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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 05:50 PM
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Yikes! I knew something like this was just a matter of time...


A way to keep your viagra safe at "hand". Say I'm in a punny mood today. So while we are at it, keep an eye out in Vegas, I'll be these start "popping up" all over the place out there.

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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 05:53 PM
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1. Wow, how... um.... classy....
I used to work at a cigar store and one of my customers left his Zippo lighter there one night. I never knew which guy it was but the lighter was engraved with "Viagra man". Who the hell would advertise it? :wtf:
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 05:55 PM
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2. Hmmm....maybe he was a drug company rep?
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 05:56 PM
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3. Hey,the assman's in town...
...vague seinfeld reference.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 05:56 PM
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4. *note to self* Avoid men wearing obvious bait.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 06:59 PM
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6. That was my first thought - all it does is show that you are obviously
a person who needs viagra. The women will look at the ring, see that it has a little door on it, and rapidly go to the next man.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:32 PM
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8. It would appear as if the man were on the prowl.
Looking for a bit of excitement :shrug: perhaps without prior commitment.


I have no objection to a man who needs help achieving and/or maintaining an erection having medically proscribed assistance.
I do not view Viagra as a recreational drug as some do.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 05:57 PM
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5. "I see you're wearing a male erectile dysfunction ring.
Thanks for the offer, but, no thanks."
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:09 PM
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7. Men are just too weird for me... thank gods I'm a lesbian...
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Texasgal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:33 PM
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9. Your a lesbian?
Not that it matters, but I had no idea!! :)
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:47 PM
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12. Why? Wanna snog?
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:36 PM
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10. A lesbian witch from VA. That rocks big time...
:yourock:
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:47 PM
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13. Lean more towards Druid, but that still rocks!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:37 PM
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11. i bet there is some asshat loophole so insurance would actually pay for
that.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 07:51 PM
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14. What men will do for their dicks never ceases to amaze and astound
me.

You'd think the entire world revolved around the PENIS.

You gotta love em!!!!
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wovenpaint Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 08:04 PM
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15. eeewwww! What's with the mullet link??
nuff said, I guess....
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 08:18 PM
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16. Did you see the price of some of those rings?
Pill bottle works for me,although I am not on the prowl anymore.
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Squeech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-17-06 08:48 PM
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17. Reminds me
of poison rings. Same idea, a little compartment under the bezel to hold a dose of something. They date back to Roman times. :scared:
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