I was shaved....

Hey....So I got a shave and a haircut...it's pretty much the sweetest haircut I've ever got...it kinda makes me look like a medieval warrior/lover/ninja. Do you wanna touch my bangs?

Anyways....I'm gonna go out cruizin for chicks now that I have a sweet haircut...I'm gonna get like 60 of em....I'm planning to drive with my knees so I can show off my sweet jujitsu moves to the chicks with my forearms....hold on a minute...



Gizmo--come eat your meat. Come eat your freakin meat Gizmo. GOD!




Hhhhhhh.....so anyways, actually I'm not going cruizin for chicks today....I'm gonna go to the National gallery with my sister...It's a shame to waste all this man-ness on a museum, but she has to do a report on Art.

Let's get together later, I'll let you touch my bangs.

ok bye

mike (oxbow's alter ego)