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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:04 PM
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*GASP* I think I just committed to going to church
for Easter*

Does that count-committing to something on an e-mail? I mean not in the business sense but in a personal e-mail?

(looks around) Well no lightning so far!

April 16th. Praise God! and his only forgotten son. (hey it's been a while) or is it begotten or am I screwing that up?

I never did understand that whole "Trinity" thing. A ghost we are supposed to buy into a ghost story too? Is that right?

I haven't been to church since....I got married and before that....aside from funerals and weddings....uh.....Let's see the last time I actually went to church like to sing and bow our heads and wear a suit was.... I had a green polyester leisure suit and quite the head of hair......1977 yep about then 1977.
:scared:

Maybe I could take my brother with me-he LOOKS a lot like Jesus (but he is white).


* "Holly-lily" those who only go to church on Christmas and Easter you know, in case they are taking names.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:06 PM
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1. Go early.
All the Holly-lily will be out in force.
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:09 PM
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2. This exercise is mostly to parade our daughter in her yellow dress
We will be attending the 9, 11, and 1 o'clock services.

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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:13 PM
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3. You're going to three services?
Even the weekly goers don't do that. Unless they are the minister. :D
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:16 PM
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4. Equal opportunity
we have to give everyone a chance to praise us for our wonderful beautiful baby girl. I mean it's only fair to them. :D
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 12:19 PM
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5. She needs a hat as well.
And it is so kind of you to share her with the masses. You are a true humanitarian.
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