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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:23 PM
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Katherine Harris goes into a bar.


Bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:25 PM
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1. Bartender asks,
"How much did you pay for the new stripper tits?"
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:26 PM
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5. Katherine replies, "Not very much....
but that was before inflation!"
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leftofthedial Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:16 AM
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15. LOL!
:rofl:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 02:12 AM
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18. Very nice!
:D
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alittlelark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:26 PM
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2. " All the better to proLONG your agony"
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:26 PM
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3. Bartender says--"We're fresh out of virgin blood." nt
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:26 PM
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4. Bartender says
"What the fuck!"
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:27 PM
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6. The bartender asks
"Don't need any more hookers in here tonight."
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:28 PM
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7. Bartender asks, "Why do you think you're gonna win the election?"
Katherine replies, "It's my divine right. And left."
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:29 PM
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8. Bartender
keels over in fright.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:32 PM
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9. How dare you make fun of her personal appearance?!?
:rofl:

Sorry, couldn't go there with a straight face... and neither could she! :D

Somebody stop me...! :rofl:
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 10:34 PM
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10. Bartender says, "Lily Munster called..."
"...She wants her makeup back."
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:19 PM
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11. No punch line here, I just can't stop giggling unconttrollably
at this ridiculous picture:



(from the Top 10 Conservative Idiots journal)
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file83 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:21 PM
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12. Bartender asks, "Why'd you fix the 2000 election?"
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Cocoa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:22 PM
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13. bartender says, sorry we don't serve roadkill
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-20-06 11:25 PM
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14. Harris says, "My boyfriend's suing me." Bartender asks...
"For palomino?"
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 01:21 AM
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16. Bartender says: Cruella DeVil called
She said you stole her Dalmatians.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 02:11 AM
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17. Bartender says...
guy at the end of the bar wants to buy you a new face.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 02:14 AM
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19. Bartender says "You look like you have a problem...
why not make a clean breast of it?"
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-21-06 02:17 AM
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20. She says "I caught my man in bed with another woman."
Bartender says "You bitter?"

Harris says "Yep. Bit him, too."
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