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rbnyc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 08:10 PM
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Just in case someone hasn't heard this one...
Cheney gets a call from his "boss", W. "I've got a
problem," says W.

"What's the matter?" asks Cheney.

"Well, you told me to keep busy in the Oval Office,
so, I got a jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of
the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's it a picture of?" asks Cheney.

"A big rooster," replies W.

"All right," sighs Cheney, "I'll come over and have a
look." So he leaves his office and heads over to the
Oval Office.

W points at the jigsaw on his desk. Cheney looks at
the desk and then turns to W and says, "For crying out
loud, Georgie - put the corn flakes back in the box."
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 08:13 PM
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1. LOL
Too close for comfort.
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 08:25 PM
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2. HAHAHAHA!
:thumbsup:
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MaggieSwanson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-22-06 08:29 PM
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3. Hadn't heard it!
Good one, thanks for sharing.
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